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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 27

      How Will Justice Kennedy’s Retirement Affect The Supreme Court? https://trib.al/OA1w1UA pic.twitter.com/V4sVw1NBIN

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 27

      Hey, maybe Merrick Garland will get another shot!https://trib.al/OA1w1UA 

      1:57 PM - 27 Jun 2018
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      • handandahalf Morris Kennedy Pierre-Simon Laplace lisette neale Aidan Smith🌹 Trevor Walderon Alex Cone molly martin ennuied
      25 replies 119 retweets 588 likes
        1. OurotheBoros‏ @Ourotheboros Jun 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Could Twitter create an option that is like favoriting a tweet but for sadness? Asking for a friend.

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        2. STLteach-city‏ @kdeeswenson Jun 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Not funny, stolen seat

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        3. Michael J Davis‏ @Infusionmike Jun 27
          Replying to @kdeeswenson @TheOnion

          Very funny, an electoral college authorized seat.🤣

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        4. MegRB‏ @_mrb Jun 27
          Replying to @Infusionmike @kdeeswenson @TheOnion

          What part about Obama being equally as electoral college authorized don’t y’all understand?

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        1. Hurricane Michael the VIII‏ @WhisperinDan Jun 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Citing his majority opinion in Lawrence vs. Texas, Justice Kennedy announces plans to assfuck majority of America in retirement.

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        1. MutherBear‏ @MuthrBear Jun 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          ...up in the watch tower...keeping a weather eye out for flying pigs...

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        1. JEB‏ @pjbone95 Jun 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Aww, poor Onion. Lmfao. #MAGA

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        2. The Dubya‏ @dwellman21 Jun 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I have faith, after all, the honorable Mitch McConnell has always been a man of his word 😀 ...right?

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. biggie sneeze‏ @Zan_Aki Jun 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Haha, oh that's a good laugh...

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        1. Tony Hogrebe‏ @HogrebeTony Jun 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Bork

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        1. ERROR 404 Spooky Name Not Found‏ @thbracewell Jun 27
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          Fuckpic.twitter.com/r6hTKgkXIx

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        1. Dr. ElSupreme Funk‏ @_DrFunk Jun 27
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          He never even got his shot.

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        1. TheFoosa‏ @Fexican12 Jun 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Hahaha!

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        1. Jedidiah Springfield‏ @AKlibertarian69 Jun 28
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Hahahahaha, uh no, thank goodness.

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        1. Nancy Mckiernan‏ @nancymck1211 Jun 28
          Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

          Very funny.

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        1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Garland and Pee Wee Herman both go off at 50 to 1

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        1. Bill Fakename‏ @billfakename Jun 27
          Replying to @TheOnion

          You used to be funnier back in 1996.

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