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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 27

    How Will Justice Kennedy’s Retirement Affect The Supreme Court? https://trib.al/OA1w1UA pic.twitter.com/V4sVw1NBIN

    1:18 PM - 27 Jun 2018
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    • sophia salmassi They did the Cupcake Mash (the cupcake mash!) andrew Leah "The Usherette" Dooley Michael Paolucci Jezebelled Requiesta de Silencia Matthew Buongiovanni Rachel Pickett
    25 replies 81 retweets 295 likes
      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 27

        Hey, maybe Merrick Garland will get another shot!https://trib.al/OA1w1UA 

        25 replies 119 retweets 588 likes
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      1. Employee Of The Month‏ @warfare_class Jun 27
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        Please, not today.

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      1. Jon Doc‏ @JonDoc80 Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jon Doc Retweeted Leader McConnell

        At least Mitch has weighed in on this one already.https://twitter.com/senatemajldr/status/698666807167549440?s=21 …

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        Leader McConnellVerified account @senatemajldr
        The American people should have a voice in the selection of their next Supreme Court Justice. #Scalia https://www.facebook.com/mitchmcconnell/posts/1021148581257166 …
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      2. Jen’s evil twin in the attic 🎃 👻‏ @enoughisokay Jun 27
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        One step even closer to The Handmaid’s Tale becoming our future.pic.twitter.com/wblta7xoSs

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      3. Tyler‏ @Tylernixon423 Jun 27
        Replying to @enoughisokay @TheOnion

        Oh please

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      1. what’s to become of us all‏ @sylvesterricket Jun 27
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        We are so fucked.

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      2. bill‏ @billbotics Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Supreme Court will better reflect nation by not having any moderate conservatives" Sneaking the truth in there, I see.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Aksis‏ @Aksis_117 Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RIP Roe v Wayde

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      3. Boy Hezbollah‏ @DeadReaganz Jun 27
        Replying to @Aksis_117 @TheOnion

        I don't think so. Gorsuch would most likely support it, where Scalia didn't.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tyler‏ @Tylernixon423 Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've never seen people freak out this much in such a short amount of time. Twitter has been amazing today!!! #SCOTUS #MAGA

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      1. Claudine‏ @ClaudineRN Jun 27
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        We’re fucked.pic.twitter.com/47jJBclBai

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      1. FatherofThree‏ @whiter069 Jun 27
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        if you read twitter 1/2 think we are about to enter the 7th level of Hell and the other 1/2 is dancing in the streets. I am guessing 90% of them on both sides have no idea what they are hating or celebrating

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      1. Hancock‏ @HancockHenry Jun 27
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        pic.twitter.com/UniyxjiXGi

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      1. BooooOooOOOOoomer‏ @boomstix12 Jun 27
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        I cried

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      1. Robert W Burton‏ @RobBurton31 Jul 3
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        Perhaps Donald trump will appoint himself!

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 28
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        The Red Wave is coming.https://www.redbubble.com/people/alex4444/works/32459040-red-wave?p=classic-tee&rbs= …

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 27
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        It’s party time at Mitch house! Good times.

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