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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 27

    ‘I Can’t Do This Anymore,’ Think 320 Million Americans Quietly Going About Day https://trib.al/MJK21DU pic.twitter.com/EypQpgptas

    12:55 PM - 27 Jun 2018
    • 2,086 Retweets
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    • pandawg Vote November 6th Esteban Rueda Nicole Godmaire Danny Stem Clyde Christian oshizlgzngahr M🅰️rley🤘🏿 The Pubicle
    37 replies 2,086 retweets 7,327 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. annie_who‏ @anniewho9 Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know is bad when the articles from the onion could easily be real

        1 reply 2 retweets 19 likes
      3. Calamity2007‏ @Morg_Hunter Jun 27
        Replying to @anniewho9 @TheOnion

        As of recent years they seem to be being a more accurate news agency than the actual news

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. annie_who‏ @anniewho9 Jun 27
        Replying to @Morg_Hunter @TheOnion

        From comedy to tragedy

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. joseph gallagher‏ @Joe_Gallagher2 Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @MonicaLewinsky

        When the one actual fake news becomes the most accurate

        0 replies 2 retweets 29 likes
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      1. Lou‏ @Liberty5154 Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This hits too close to home today.

        0 replies 1 retweet 42 likes
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      1. New conversation
      2. After Hours Drunk Fed‏ @DrunkFed Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yep.pic.twitter.com/r0wohck29A

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      3. SamPiper‏ @AltSamPiper Jun 27
        Replying to @DrunkFed @TheOnion

        Cheers, mate.pic.twitter.com/1JcEYX4XEC

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Maureen Sheridan‏ @mcscajun Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Especially following today’s news. 🤯

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. SpookyDanny  🌹‏ @NextGenPres Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hahahahahapleasehelphahaha

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      1. Nathan Carl Neugebauer  🎃‏ @NOOGIE420 Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Truth.

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      2. Boast Mode‏ @JordanaryBlue Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kyranicole irl

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kyra Geithman‏ @kyranicole Jun 27
        Replying to @JordanaryBlue @TheOnion

        this hits my soul.

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. TDWho‏ @TheDoctorDevo Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I... I thought you guys did parody?

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Ridley Jones‏ @TheRidleyJones Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thoreau came back to life and went to work for the Onion

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      1. Simone Meyer‏ @smmeyer17 Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BobaFont

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s a Robert de Niro kind of day.

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      1. yay.‏ @BeatrixZeit Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My Onion, my oracle.

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      1. Jerry Twomey‏ @loose_electron Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @MonicaLewinsky

        Oh boy.... And that is exactly what they want to happen, have people feel overwhelmed and numb.

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      1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Imagine the horror

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