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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 27

    ASPCA Report Warns That Many Americans Are Not Giving Their Dogs Correct Name https://trib.al/YqoHmOC pic.twitter.com/9qsSuAJjMn

    8:05 AM - 27 Jun 2018
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      2. Juandomingo (Jd) Tapia V. (5th)  🇪🇸 🇺🇸‏ @EvolutionaryApe Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Be a dog owner a trainer for over 40 years, the ASPCA report is totally refutable. Lol! It's not the name of the dog it's the naive owner that causes the psychological problems. Dogs are social and require social structure which many humans lack knowledge in. #CommonSense

        4 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Caleb May‏ @Caleb___May Jun 27
        Replying to @EvolutionaryApe @TheOnion

        It’s the onion

        1 reply 0 retweets 82 likes
      4. James McMahon 🏹‏ @GranderThanYou Jun 27
        Replying to @Caleb___May @EvolutionaryApe @TheOnion

        Another one falls victim to @TheOnion's antics!

        1 reply 0 retweets 40 likes
      5. Juandomingo (Jd) Tapia V. (5th)  🇪🇸 🇺🇸‏ @EvolutionaryApe Jun 27
        Replying to @GranderThanYou @Caleb___May @TheOnion

        Sadly knowledge has fallen victim to Ignorence. "It's eaiser to fool people, than to convince them they've been fooled."

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      2. Dionicio3 Skiddo‏ @King_Of_Skiddos Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I mean, I would give my dog the name it wanted if it just told me, but noo, it just barks at me

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. Robyn‏ @sparky_monkay Jun 27
        Replying to @King_Of_Skiddos @TheOnion

        Maybe his name is Bark?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Dionicio3 Skiddo‏ @King_Of_Skiddos Jun 27
        Replying to @sparky_monkay @TheOnion

        When I call him bark he bites me

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Alex Mills‏ @MousyBetty Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/2l5jgH7juC

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      1. ditzyblonde1354‏ @ditzyblonde1354 Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've been told by a pet psychic that my dogs 'real' name is Bagel. When I yell 'Bagel', he just runs into the kitchen and waits for me to magically produce one I guess.

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      2. Colleen Thompson‏ @Coll_Thompson Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @JuliaFLondon

        You do realize that your dog’s probably named you something that wouldn’t thrill, either, like Poopscooper VetTricksterson, right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Julia London‏ @JuliaFLondon Jun 27
        Replying to @Coll_Thompson @TheOnion

        An appropriate name for me :-)

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. King Theo‏ @King_Ogivl_Theo Jun 27
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        pic.twitter.com/Q1u5rJoum7

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      2. April‏ @April_1971 Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is a joke, right?

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      3. Fern Dickey‏ @FernDickey Jun 27
        Replying to @April_1971 @TheOnion

        It is! 🐾🐾🐾

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      1. jenna‏ @jglaze429 Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Definitely a Feeney 🐶pic.twitter.com/OAQK6ytLLT

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      1. Mike Welbourne‏ @MWelbourne Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man Tito still works as the all time best name @welby4404

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      1. Lauren Dowell‏ @laurendowell Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rosie approves.pic.twitter.com/wiQNrta4kT

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      1. Albort Einstone‏ @AlbortEinstone Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Like David

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