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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 27

    ICE Agents Feeling A Little Hurt That Trump Doesn’t Think They’re Doing Enough To Terrorize Hispanics https://trib.al/37y97MA pic.twitter.com/sQQi8DlrJZ

    7:28 AM - 27 Jun 2018
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      2. Sean E.‏ @SeanMichaelE Jun 27
        Replying to @Icarus_Twit @TheOnion

        Hispanic people can terrorize other hispanic people.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Jun 27
        Replying to @SeanMichaelE @Icarus_Twit @TheOnion

        Yep, I am Hispanic, grew up primarily in Hispanic south Texas. There are those types who hate any other Hispanic people, who knows why. I can only guess it's some type of self hate thing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Sean E.‏ @SeanMichaelE Jun 27
        Replying to @Telytubisavalas @Icarus_Twit @TheOnion

        Also second-generation immigrants/monorities probably feel more societal pressure than white people to associate with the oppressor and distance themselves from new immigrants.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Jun 27
        Replying to @SeanMichaelE @Icarus_Twit @TheOnion

        Yeah, they seem like the dorky kid that becomes a little popular and now shuns the other dorky kids.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Greg Wait‏ @GregWait Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember when the onion used to be funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Homosneksual‏ @homosneksuality Jun 27
        Replying to @GregWait @TheOnion

        Aw man, Greg Wait doesn't think The Onion is funny because they made a joke he didn't like. Time to pack it up.

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. Lysinely 👾‏ @Lysinely Jun 27
        Replying to @homosneksuality @GregWait @TheOnion

        Kremlin edition of the Onion really isn't funny. Their point isn't humor, it's to sow division among Americans.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Homosneksual‏ @homosneksuality Jun 27
        Replying to @Lysinely @GregWait @TheOnion

        The Onion goes after all sides, they run both @ResistanceHole and @PatriotHole

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Greg Wait‏ @GregWait Jun 27
        Replying to @homosneksuality @Lysinely and

        My comment had nothing to do with sides. My comment went to humor. When everyone is ringing the same bell, hitting it again just doesn't have the impact I assume you'd want.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2.  🎃Augustus Caesar 🎃‏ @Caesar63BC Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        tbf a lot of ICE agents are hispanic.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Lysinely 👾‏ @Lysinely Jun 27
        Replying to @Caesar63BC @TheOnion

        ICE is just customs. Trump is trying to politicize it, but most agents are just trying to help people. They catch child traffickers and drug smugglers.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Tom Cribbs‏ @tcribbs Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What happened to The Onion? It’s been years since you wrote anything funny. Might be time to go ahead and hang it up...

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Lysinely 👾‏ @Lysinely Jun 27
        Replying to @tcribbs @TheOnion

        Putin's friends bought them. Now all they do is try to get Americans to attack each other.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      5. Tom Cribbs‏ @tcribbs Jun 27
        Replying to @Mat59193807 @Lysinely @TheOnion

        So eloquent...typical liberal...

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Not a Bot. *bleep bloop*‏ @IrsanOlii Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's funny because it's (probably) true.

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      2. Duke9555‏ @duke9555 Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hispanics are doing quite enough to terrorize their cousins 95,000 were murdered in 2016 by fellow hispanics 60,000 in Brazil alone

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. VOTE DEMOCRAT NOV 6!‏ @ClaudiaWheatley Jun 27
        Replying to @duke9555 @TheOnion

        Ok this particular bit of bullshit logic needs to stop. It’s the same used in discussions about anti-black violence: “Black people kill more black people than white people do.” “More Hispanics treat Hispanics crappy”? THAT STILL DOESN’T MAKE IT OKAY, YOU TIT!

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