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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 27

    Study Finds Only 1 In 3 Lasik Surgeries End In Laser Boring Through Eye, Incinerating Brain, Shooting Through Skull On Other Side https://trib.al/rPYXMxA pic.twitter.com/Bdk0hWYxW2

    5:10 AM - 27 Jun 2018
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      2. Ned‏ @Nedsfeed Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        still bad odds chief not sure why folks would want to risk that

        1 reply 0 retweets 31 likes
      3. Robert Knight‏ @Devil190 Jun 27
        Replying to @Nedsfeed @TheOnion

        Are you joking? Or did you not realize you're commenting on an Onion tweet?

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Ned‏ @Nedsfeed Jun 27
        Replying to @Devil190 @TheOnion

        was commenting on the study here chief not sure why your on my feed

        1 reply 1 retweet 27 likes
      5. AO‏ @aoakley33 Jun 27
        Replying to @Nedsfeed @Devil190 @TheOnion

        It’s scary that there are people who believe everything they read online even when it clearly comes from a satire site.

        4 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Ned‏ @Nedsfeed Jun 27
        Replying to @aoakley33 @TheOnion

        I think the eye risk study is scarier chief

        2 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      7. Da White Doughmars‏ @SchneeAffen Jun 27
        Replying to @Nedsfeed @aoakley33 @TheOnion

        I’ll just stick with my glasses there chief

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. David Puddy‏ @notericmontross Jun 27
        Replying to @SchneeAffen @Nedsfeed and

        Whats scary is the amount of guff on the feed chief

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does it burn through the table too?

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Robert Knight‏ @Devil190 Jun 27
        Replying to @DavidHawley2 @TheOnion

        Asking the important questions...

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Roddy McShane‏ @Shut_Up_Leonard Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks for a new irrational fear

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Jonny‏ @jonnysupafly Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @RobotBrush

        Phew, I was one of the lucky ones

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      1. Stein Bagger‏ @stein_bagger Jun 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those are good odds if you are going blind anyway!

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      1. The Kirkle‏ @kirklewirkle Jun 27
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        @leopardstealth this made me think of you...

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      1. Yasr Hsnyn Bukhari‏ @ybukhari Jun 27
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        Thanks, that's comforting to know.

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      1. Tom Zapiecki‏ @TomZapiecki Jun 27
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        For some reason, I always think of a certain scene from the movie "Logan's Run" when I think of lasik.

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      1. The Scarier Pib‏ @PibPasquale Jun 27
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        sweet! that's exactly how i plan to go

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      1. J. K. Vinny‏ @ltclavinny Jun 27
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        As James Brown said in Blues Brothers, "Do you see the light?"

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