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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 26

    Neighbor Arriving Home At Same Time Offers Brief, Beguiling Glimpse Inside Apartment https://trib.al/gUvntnR pic.twitter.com/c1uIM11eLw

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      1. Sadness and Madness‏ @exxtra_thiqq Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One time I told my neighbour I didn't want to assault her or rob her- I just wanted decorating inspiration. For some reason she shut the door extra hard that time.

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      2. Bill Frando‏ @bill_frando Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who needs the front door when you can just peek though the window at night?

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      1. The Mehtropolitan‏ @TheMehtro Jun 26
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        "...they put the TV there??"

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      1. Ty Love‏ @moriya2k2 Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good way to get shot.

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      1. NightmareOn12th.‏ @NightmareOn12th Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Don't look at my stuff". "Don't look at my stuff". (Synchronized). "Ok same time"

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      1. momo‏ @moniqeytiki Jun 26
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        Lmfao

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jun 26
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        I usually hear, are any of those Beers still full lol

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      1. alicia hamblin‏ @leechy3 Jun 26
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        Lmao at That fucking dog that keeps her up all night! 😂😂

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      1. bowtoyoursensei‏ @fourthand25 Jun 26
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        it's the little things

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      1. Koko‏ @summermainst Jun 26
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      1. Homeless Quatchi 🇨🇦‏ @HomelessQuatchi Jun 26
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      1. Real Fake News‏ @RealFakeNew Jun 26
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        It’s like I always say, ‘You can tell a lot about someone by snooping through their house..’

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      2. Bill Frando‏ @bill_frando Jun 26
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