One time I told my neighbour I didn't want to assault her or rob her- I just wanted decorating inspiration. For some reason she shut the door extra hard that time.
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Who needs the front door when you can just peek though the window at night?
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"...they put the TV there??"
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Good way to get shot.
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"Don't look at my stuff". "Don't look at my stuff". (Synchronized). "Ok same time"
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Lmfao
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I usually hear, are any of those Beers still full lol
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Lmao at That fucking dog that keeps her up all night!

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it's the little things
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It’s like I always say, ‘You can tell a lot about someone by snooping through their house..’
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