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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 26

    Housefly Fondly Recalls Losing Virginity On Rotting Pile Of Ground Beef https://trib.al/ONeDSM4 pic.twitter.com/SyDCl4pEmB

    4:36 PM - 26 Jun 2018
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    • 🤠 manic-nomadic Shim On A Whim ☾ Hood Politician handandahalf AdAm⚔️AwEsOmE Mike Bozee Pierre-Simon Laplace Joy
    18 replies 173 retweets 1,016 likes
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      2. VP of CSR Weyland-Yutani Corporation‏ @daltonnyuphilo1 Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ME TOO!

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Carli Bolt‏ @Bustyrockets Jun 26
        Replying to @daltonnyuphilo1 @TheOnion

        🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      1. I don't work here anymore‏ @jofo2005 Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice. Another story that makes me think of Sarah Sanders. #vile

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      1. Dr Bob‏ @GYEInsects Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Senator, I served with house fly. I knew house fly. House fly was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no house fly. That’s a blow fly (yes, let the jokes begin)—different family than a house fly.

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      1. A.T. Heist‏ @rmw705 Jun 26
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        Wonder if it was in the Mar-A-Lago restaurant.

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      1. GlensideCharlie‏ @19038Charlie Jun 26
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        @Kyle_Sut

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      1. Veles Ryse‏ @VelesRyse Jun 27
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        been a slow and boring day for the fly. Think I might've killed one of it's fam members tho

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 26
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        It was an orgy.https://www.redbubble.com/people/alex4444/works/21983611-donald-j-trump-rally?p=mens-graphic-t-shirt&rel=carousel …

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      1. LewdedLoli'sAreIllegal‏ @therealfenfen Jun 26
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        Too far

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      1. Brontes hammer‏ @NIFTYNEC Jun 26
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        This is the worst tweet ever. Congratulations you have made my day.

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      1. Michele‏ @Auntmickawicka Jun 26
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        and then enjoys afterglow on a pile of fresh dung

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      1. Doug Roling‏ @DougRoling1 Jun 26
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        So romantic should write a book!!

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      1. frances mk‏ @Real_IG_Fan Jun 26
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        Slow day, @the onion?

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      1. Mrs Jones Revenge‏ @MrsJonesRevenge Jun 26
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        Thought it was remembering Peter Fonda at first glance. He probably lost his virginity the same way.

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      1. Marzy Gal Fluffernut‏ @marleyspoon6 Jun 26
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        How romantic!!pic.twitter.com/4jafGzaHPt

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Jun 26
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        and named their offspring 'Maggot", who went on to star in "The Dirty Dozen".

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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Jun 26
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        Before turning upside down and dying after his 48 hour lifespan had elapsed.

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