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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 26

    Tips For Staying Civil While Debating Child Prisons https://trib.al/4jgJNan pic.twitter.com/WHVDG1Sokx

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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 27

        Recent incidents of Trump officials being confronted for their role in the separation of immigrant families have driven renewed concern about the lack of civility in politics. The Onion presents tips for staying civil in a debate about child prisons. https://trib.al/4jgJNan pic.twitter.com/H1VDLSxdSX

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      1. LMAO‏ @dthunderup Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Realize that every pressing social issue is solved through civil discourse if you ignore virtually all of human history" 😂😂

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      1. Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg‏ @jean_baptiste_z Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Give your political opponents the benefit of the doubt by letting this play out for 20 years and seeing if it gets any better on its own” LOL you really outdid yourselves.

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      1. Sara Kleinsmith‏ @sakleinsmith Jun 26
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        Some of the best work y’all have done. Thank you.

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      2. Fernando Nuevo‏ @fernsbags Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion does a better job of informing people than Fox News.

        1 reply 2 retweets 25 likes
      3. Ken Marshall  👻 馬康澤‏ @kenner116 Jun 26
        Replying to @fernsbags @TheOnion

        That's not much of a compliment.

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      4. Fernando Nuevo‏ @fernsbags Jun 26
        Replying to @kenner116 @TheOnion

        You’re right

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      2. Sylwia K.‏ @loneconscious Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t forget that by sending thoughts and prayers you are helping entire mankind not just this particular situation 🙌🏼

        2 replies 5 retweets 43 likes
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      2. charles warren‏ @aitepaeapaea Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        first, point out that if a US citizen commits a crime, the chances are excellent they will be separated from their family.

        4 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. r3bound‏ @gauci_jon Jun 26
        Replying to @aitepaeapaea @TheOnion

        If a US citizen commits a crime, their children are not being thrown in jail

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      1. Love.‏ @GoCovfefeYaSelf Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Consider we all have different perspectives stemming from age, ethnicity, and level of racism” Onion it too real now, it’s scary.

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      1. kevin‏ @kvnpkrwrd Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Determine the torture of children is much less signicant an offense than the reference to the torture of children.

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      1. Mike‏ @petracca33 Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's sad that this article is to real

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      2. Cinn‏ @cinnijay Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Except this is just a processing facility until they get to the permanent facilities...nice try though. They aren’t prisons they are to keep the children safe 🤦🏾‍♀️

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Old lady who wants change‏ @landessarjes Jun 26
        Replying to @cinnijay @TheOnion

        It's a child concentration camp! It's wrong and unacceptable that our country is ripping children from their parents! Anyone who thinks this is okay should have their children taken away because they aren't fit to raise children. #Resist #FamiliesBelongTogether #ImpeachTrump

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      4. Cinn‏ @cinnijay Jun 26
        Replying to @landessarjes @TheOnion

        Hun. It’s not. You need to do some research. I love children. I don’t want to see them fall into the hands of sex traffickers which happens too often. 80% of women traveling to the border are raped by the time they get there. Separating the children is for their protection

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Holly Huffstutler‏ @hhuffstutler Jun 27
        Replying to @cinnijay @landessarjes @TheOnion

        Why do you assume they're protected from sexual abuse? They're just now starting to show where any of the girls are being kept, and before they were just saying stuff like 'they've been moved,' 'they were coming to church but then stopped'

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