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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 26

    Tough-Guy ICE Agent Struggling To Raise Adorable Kids After Deporting Their Parents https://trib.al/gQNaphG pic.twitter.com/Dqn2dH9gOo

    12:34 PM - 26 Jun 2018
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    • OldCrow🔹🌽 🌜🦊🦉Basic Nature Bitch🌿🍄🐺 Joey Wagner Cyotey Scott Haugh Hood Politician bub Nick Orlando🚀 Pierre-Simon Laplace
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      2. Alec in PDX‏ @AlecDobrin Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I see a movie!!

        3 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. NM  🎃‏ @mafahamt Jun 26
        Replying to @AlecDobrin @TheOnion

        get Vinny on the phone!pic.twitter.com/GutGd6vuRc

        2 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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      1. Vote Nov 6, yeah they sent us donuts‏ @BobSmith4152 Jun 26
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        Auschwitz staff preparing for a sing alongpic.twitter.com/PntYqb4SMM

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      1. W.A.C.Vet‏ @WAC_Veteran Jun 26
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        Was that child one of the ones released to non family members by the Obama Administration? https://www.hsgac.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/Majority%20&%20Minority%20Staff%20Report%20-%20Protecting%20Unaccompanied%20Alien%20Children%20from%20Trafficking%20and%20Other%20Abuses%202016-01-282.pdf …

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      1. castel‏ @nounisimproper Jun 26
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        isn’t this a vin diesel movie

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      1. paranor Monica Guerra‏ @monaloca Jun 26
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        pic.twitter.com/R1vlOMDtFj

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      1. WJ‏ @wjousts Jun 26
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        This would be the perfect Trump-era sitcom pitch. Coming Thursdays on ABC...

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      1. RTKash‏ @RTKash Jun 26
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        I smell a new Dwaye Johnson vehicle

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      1. Juliana Kennicot‏ @RandomPerson746 Jun 27
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        I heard they are being beaten and molested

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      1. shell "it's frikin bats" wirt‏ @Shellwurd Jun 26
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        When you guys pitch article titles do you ever just start crying

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      1. SKÎ‏ @robbski300 Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hold on a second. I think this is FAKE news.

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      1. byronaaugust‏ @byronaaugust Jun 26
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        But totes okay under Obama, amirite?https://www.forbes.com/sites/karinagness/2016/01/12/dhs-struggling-to-prevent-human-trafficking/#768f96a43480 …

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      1. Jonas Nilsson‏ @Jonasutti Jun 26
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        That looks like Rik Kappus. He’s not an ICE agent, he does something else for a living...

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      1. Mark88‏ @markeightyeight Jun 26
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        Don't ask me how I know this, but the ICE agent model is a gay porn star... #iceicebaby

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      1. Ogheneochuko‏ @OputuOU Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Terrible photoshop. Terrible! 😤

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      1. Gemini66‏ @Gemini6614 Jun 26
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        Man resources are tight!

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      1. ORCA7‏ @Orca7Tweet Jun 26
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        @HalfOnionInABag

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      1. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ICEgov & @ICEgov #AgentTonyCarter Incapable Of #ActsOfKindness Enjoys being #MrMagoo @jeffsessions @POTUS #Puppet #CagingImmigrantChildren #LikeAnimals #Invading #Infesting #Amerrica

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