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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 26

    'Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom' Casting Assistant Discusses Difficulties Of Finding Extras Who Are Willing To Be Eaten Alivepic.twitter.com/DXfpT08Gsc

    8:42 AM - 26 Jun 2018
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    29 replies 238 retweets 1,029 likes
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      2. Kit Farman (but SPOOKY  🎃)‏ @kitfm Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dear The Onion, I know you wrote this thinking that this would be the case so it would he safe to make that joke, but have you seen the internet. Some people would line up around the block.

        1 reply 2 retweets 39 likes
      3. Road Work Ahead?‏ @4sweettjrose Jun 26
        Replying to @kitfm @TheOnion

        Honestly what is better than dying from a cool dinosaur?

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Rathkin Stealthwing‏ @RathkinS Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Give me 5 mins

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      1. Jurnee Jakes‏ @JurneeJakes Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        With all the cholesterol dinosaurs would get eating modern man, they should die out again in short order.

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      1. Jyryn‏ @jyryntheactor Jun 26
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        They should have tried college students

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      2. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love how they always portray the herbivores as completely harmless. Try walking up to a herd of elephants, giraffes or hippos and tell me how harmless they are. @benshapiro

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Pants Marshall‏ @pants_marshall Jun 26
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion @benshapiro

        Been there done that, now dead. This from beyond the grave

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Sandhiren Pillay‏ @PillaySandhiren Jun 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alright then😂

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      1. Totally cool dark boi‏ @KayKrusher Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @SixSydes

        I volunteer as tribute

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      1. McMasterMBF‏ @RayTruant Jun 26
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        Sounds harsh, but CGI is like, really expensive.

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      1. Lyrae‏ @Lyrae_Wolf Jun 26
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        I'm surprised more furries haven't hit this post up

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      1. God Mocks‏ @GodMocks Jun 26
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        Funeral costs should be cheap; hell, all that is left is a heap of dino poop! Have you not read Everybody Poops? Even dinos!

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      1. Narasimha‏ @Chaitanya_Krip Jun 26
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        I heard Josh Brolin played T-Rex, is it true?

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      1. Jeff  🎸 🎼 🐾 🎃 🌊‏ @MusicForLife61 Jun 26
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        Reminds me of the original Star Trek.. when you saw a new crewman you knew he wan't going to last.

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      1. Liam‏ @fitzycfc Jun 26
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        I'll volunteer

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      1.  💀 Spooky Days  💀‏ @keasbeydays Jun 26
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        @DannleChannel I've found your calling

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      1. Kamui_Type7‏ @CrotchbellyReal Jun 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @Hiddenv1

        'Scuse me

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