Dear The Onion, I know you wrote this thinking that this would be the case so it would he safe to make that joke, but have you seen the internet. Some people would line up around the block.
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Honestly what is better than dying from a cool dinosaur?
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Give me 5 mins
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With all the cholesterol dinosaurs would get eating modern man, they should die out again in short order.
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They should have tried college students
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I love how they always portray the herbivores as completely harmless. Try walking up to a herd of elephants, giraffes or hippos and tell me how harmless they are.
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Been there done that, now dead. This from beyond the grave
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Alright then
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I volunteer as tribute
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Sounds harsh, but CGI is like, really expensive.
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I'm surprised more furries haven't hit this post up
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Funeral costs should be cheap; hell, all that is left is a heap of dino poop! Have you not read Everybody Poops? Even dinos!
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I heard Josh Brolin played T-Rex, is it true?
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Reminds me of the original Star Trek.. when you saw a new crewman you knew he wan't going to last.
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I'll volunteer
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'Scuse me
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