I'm pretty sure those things can only reproduce by laying eggs in human faces.
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That is a common misconception, demonising these creatures. In fact they impregnate your stomach cavity via a tube down the esophagus, until the eggs hatch the next time you're having dinner.
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I've spent 30 years thinking horseshoe crabs lay eggs in faces rather than stomachs. You learn something every day. Thanks for the knowledge!
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Chugging along virtually unchanged for 450 million years, will probably still be around 450 million years from now as compared to Homo Sapiens determined to check out in less than a million.
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Hooked on "chthonic"
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Watch your language you fricks
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Watch the heckin language guys c'mon
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@KBSpangler bah scaredy cat ! Coconut Crabs are where the fun is :Ppic.twitter.com/oLpWAC7gh2
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Imagine swimming in the beach and you plant your feet on one of these things. then it moves...oh the night mares of my childhood.
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i planted my foot on a sting ray when i was coming back from swimming one time ... jumped 10 feet in the air when it moved and was understandably disgruntled.
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Are you a horseshoe crab enthusiast or something?
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Looks like a Tim and Eric skit. Lol
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