I used to think @TheOnion was satire, but turns out it's news from next week.
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@TheOnion is gonna have to up its game. This headline isn’t all that crazy or out there.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1011301281212792838 …
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What your living now is normal satire, this is a super satire, this is a satire that has ascended past a satire, or you could just call this a super satire 2, and this....
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I thought this was real at first oh lord
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the fact that this could have been real is disastrous
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Give it a week and the American left-wingers will claim this actually happened whilst the right-wingers insist their country is being invaded by crowds of pregnant mothers in labour.
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Hey, I’m having trouble with my vocabulary quiz. Can you help me define satire?
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I'm surprised they didn't induce labor in order to separate them.
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This is literally indistinguishable from real news, guys.
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Satire doesn't stand a chance against reality.
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Don't give them any more ideas...
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The line between truth and satire is gone forever. Irony is officially dead.
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Dear lord, I almost believed it for a second there before I saw it was The Onion. Was asking myself "How did they manage to throw her high enough?"
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Next week we'll see pictures of them punting babies over the wall.
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Wait... I can't tell if this is satire anymore :(
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Totally believed this was a real story before I realized it was The Onion. That's how thoroughly corrupt, racist, and despicable American culture is. There is no atrocity too horrific to be believable.
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