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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 25

    ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil https://trib.al/eTnBucR pic.twitter.com/wjyS2pF8dz

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      1. New conversation
      2. William Lee‏ @lonemaunderer Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I used to think @TheOnion was satire, but turns out it's news from next week.

        2 replies 13 retweets 204 likes
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      2. FuzzWolf has paws‏ @FuzzWolf Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        FuzzWolf has paws Retweeted The Onion

        IMO @TheOnion is gonna have to up its game. This headline isn’t all that crazy or out there.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1011301281212792838 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil https://trib.al/eTnBucR  pic.twitter.com/wjyS2pF8dz
        1 reply 2 retweets 24 likes
      3. Sherman‏ @MajinKoba Jun 25
        Replying to @FuzzWolf @TheOnion

        What your living now is normal satire, this is a super satire, this is a satire that has ascended past a satire, or you could just call this a super satire 2, and this....

        1 reply 1 retweet 24 likes
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      2. Joel 🏳‍ 🌈‏ @Approximately1h Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was real at first oh lord

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. the big gay‏ @Its_Melissa_D Jun 25
        Replying to @Approximately1h @TheOnion

        the fact that this could have been real is disastrous

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. JV - John Vincent‏ @realjv Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Give it a week and the American left-wingers will claim this actually happened whilst the right-wingers insist their country is being invaded by crowds of pregnant mothers in labour.

        2 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
      3. ThatOneMediaGuy‏ @ThatOneMediaGuy Jun 26
        Replying to @realjv @TheOnion

        Hey, I’m having trouble with my vocabulary quiz. Can you help me define satire?

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Christien Murawski‏ @dingus_X Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm surprised they didn't induce labor in order to separate them.

        1 reply 4 retweets 45 likes
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      2. Poder Ahen‏ @PeterAhonen Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is literally indistinguishable from real news, guys.

        1 reply 0 retweets 29 likes
      3. Mech‏ @MechWarriorNY Jun 25
        Replying to @PeterAhonen @TheOnion

        Satire doesn't stand a chance against reality.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Stephanie Gee‏ @AquamarineSteph Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't give them any more ideas...

        1 reply 1 retweet 47 likes
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      1. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The line between truth and satire is gone forever. Irony is officially dead.

        0 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
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      1. Princess Consuela Bananahammock‏ @RohannenZorbia Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @amayor

        Dear lord, I almost believed it for a second there before I saw it was The Onion. Was asking myself "How did they manage to throw her high enough?"

        0 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
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      1. Kevin Larkin‏ @AdamsNative Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Next week we'll see pictures of them punting babies over the wall.

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      2. Dan J.‏ @bibowski Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait... I can't tell if this is satire anymore :(

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. kali yuga  👹‏ @vandiveerhayes Jun 25
        Replying to @bibowski @TheOnion

        Totally believed this was a real story before I realized it was The Onion. That's how thoroughly corrupt, racist, and despicable American culture is. There is no atrocity too horrific to be believable.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. christina resists  🌊‏ @theangelface Jun 28
        Replying to @vandiveerhayes @bibowski @TheOnion

        same

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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