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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 25

    Cockroach King Concerned Over Recent Rise Of Bedbugs https://trib.al/hWjRC1j pic.twitter.com/z25t2ypUZZ

    5:54 AM - 25 Jun 2018
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    • Mr McDalton Channel1 Border Collie Deadgar Ed Livengood Alex Chetty Denise Taylor Eduardo Slappi 💩 OldCrow🔹🌽
    28 replies 307 retweets 1,675 likes
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      2. Victor‏ @VMB_73 Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @sarahjschwartz for which kingdom do you fight?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Sarah Schwartz‏ @sarahjschwartz Jun 25
        Replying to @VMB_73 @TheOnion

        It's hard cuz each kind has shared a bed with me. Bed bugs were the only ones who kissed me goodnight though...

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Hat the Bastard‏ @HatTheBastard Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is covering Turkish politics now?

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      1. Princess Luna‏ @GameAlicornLuna Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @Claylex1

        Hey, it’s @TheyCallMeDsp

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      1. Elvis Pepsi‏ @KarateGomez Jun 25
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        This sounds familiar

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      1. Sorcerer Deluxe‏ @SorcererDeluxe Jun 25
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        Make the bedroom roach again!

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Jun 25
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        Because the cockroach king is Trump and the bedbugs are rebellious Republicans?

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      1. Robinson‏ @heartadarkness Jun 25
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        When I got up this morning I looked upon the wall The bedbugs and the roaches Were havin a game of ball The score was 6 to nothing The roaches were ahead Then the bedbugs hit a homer And it knocked me out of bed Dad 1914-1981 grew up in Bronx tenement Taught humility

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      1. Dandiego‏ @DandiegoNY Jun 25
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        But they do make a tasty bedtime snack.

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      1. Sukka Cockatoo‏ @SukkaCockatoo Jun 25
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        So true.RETROTONES

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      1. Fake Blood‏ @F4keBlood Jun 25
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        *Erdogan

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      1.  🍁 Christober  ♒️ 🎃‏ @GriffinWingz Jul 7
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        Omg I hate those things with a passion. 🤢pic.twitter.com/h71i7bX2CK

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC Jun 26
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        I'm with the roaches on this one.

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      1. Leonard Zobano‏ @RealLenZobano Jun 25
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        fuck this image

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      1. Luis M Reyes‏ @TheLuisMReyes Jun 25
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        Ewww

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 25
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        Cockroach King Was Concerned Over Recent Rise Of Bedbugs till a slipper came down crashing him flat.

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      1. ollǝʇsoɔ‏ @coztello Jun 25
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        @ksleezy

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 25
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        Let them have the mattresses, we control the food and water pipes!!

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