@sarahjschwartz for which kingdom do you fight?
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It's hard cuz each kind has shared a bed with me. Bed bugs were the only ones who kissed me goodnight though...
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The Onion is covering Turkish politics now?
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This sounds familiar
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Make the bedroom roach again!
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Because the cockroach king is Trump and the bedbugs are rebellious Republicans?
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When I got up this morning I looked upon the wall The bedbugs and the roaches Were havin a game of ball The score was 6 to nothing The roaches were ahead Then the bedbugs hit a homer And it knocked me out of bed Dad 1914-1981 grew up in Bronx tenement Taught humility
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But they do make a tasty bedtime snack.
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So true.RETROTONES
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*Erdogan
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I'm with the roaches on this one.
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fuck this image
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Cockroach King Was Concerned Over Recent Rise Of Bedbugs till a slipper came down crashing him flat.
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Let them have the mattresses, we control the food and water pipes!!
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