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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 24

    Study: Only 40% Of Mice Have Little Welcome Mat, Doorway Leading To Tiny Home Inside Wall https://trib.al/RCSrfCc pic.twitter.com/E7bVivbweT

    12:45 PM - 24 Jun 2018
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    112 replies 1,901 retweets 9,318 likes
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      2. Hope Willard‏ @Mulbytime7 Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @Fred_Willard

        maybe if they didn't waste their money on pizza they could afford housing!pic.twitter.com/xbFPDkouRE

        2 replies 7 retweets 35 likes
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      1.  👾‏ @dookdookma Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The mouse middle class is in jeopardy

        0 replies 0 retweets 138 likes
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      1. Robboo Boo. Booboo 👻‏Verified account @RobbieQT Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yet they have 90% of marketing directed at them.

        0 replies 0 retweets 52 likes
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      1. Chris Bradshaw‏ @Hey_Bradshaw Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @kirstiealley

        I've also heard that 85% of snow blowers are sold to lonely snow men.

        0 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
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      2. EarthaKitteh‏ @EarthaKitteh Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that apt rent controlled? Can I sublet? #NicerThanMyHoleInTheWall

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. Captain Craptastic‏ @captncraptastic Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        60% don't want your big ass visiting

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      2. Bool‏ @tomservo10 Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I blame corporate rats!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3.  😈 💀 🎃as a dumbfuck yaBOO i‏ @rat_liker Jun 24
        Replying to @tomservo10 @TheOnion

        Wow, hurtful stereotype much??

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. SCI_Crypto Schools‏ @Satoshitoo Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/aiDUAvgeX2

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      2. MJ_Weber‏ @trade_tip Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You see, when American mice travel overseas, people think that they are all rich, maybe this will end that stereotype

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Dennis Littlefield‏ @dlfield Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Travesty.

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      1. Danna‏ @DanieGrimm Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was totally dismayed not to know that information, thank you.

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      1. Wendy’s Tweets‏ @wendywilson73 Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @HamillHimself

        So this must mean the tiny home movement is in decline, or mice need their own Reno show!#MiniMouseHouse #TinyHomeTinkering #MightyMouseReno🐭🚪🗝🛠👍

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      1. Reggie Ledoux‏ @robdhammer Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @Fred_Willard

        Not sure I’m buying this. These are probably the same pollsters who said Hillary would win.

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      1. smalldogs‏ @smalldogs Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We need to fix that. I’m on it.

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      1. Julian Sepúlveda‏ @JSepulvedaNY Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Interesting statistics here

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      1. Is It Over Yet?‏ @Skaditch Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rude.

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