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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 24

    Nation’s Sexual Degenerates Impatient For Gay Marriage Slippery Slope To Kick In https://trib.al/Ahrd9JV pic.twitter.com/5OXdyEkQ4q

    11:24 AM - 24 Jun 2018
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    • 🍍👽 claire 👽🍍 The Salad Dad Piss Lizard tweeter formerly known as kanye Hood Politician Mike Bozee Robert Niedan Kenneth Lusk Jimmy
    35 replies 394 retweets 2,230 likes
      1. bored protector‏ @BoredProtector Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        well we got robot sex dolls, child drag queens, and sympathetic media pieces on non-offending pedophiles, so dang, the onion is prescient once again

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      1. Roark‏ @iamroark Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/1eisp9faBy

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      2. Ichabod the  🅱ogged ن‏ @restless_Rev Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @MMagazineComics

        Like feeding hormone blockers to boys so they grow up to be sexual fodder for kevin spacey?

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. gar‏ @gar_harris Jun 24
        Replying to @restless_Rev @TheOnion @MMagazineComics

        If they grow up, Spacey won't be interested

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Ichabod the  🅱ogged ن‏ @restless_Rev Jun 24
        Replying to @gar_harris @TheOnion @MMagazineComics

        But if they've been biologically emasculated into effeminate pseudo-boys, that gives them at least 5 or 6 more years of prime meat for the average boy lover before they must be discarded to the wastebin of a safe injection site. Then the lowly street pedo can get two safe fixes!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Ron‏ @Ronnie_XXIII Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally, Roy Moore will be legit.

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      2. Kelly‏ @shiftlesssheep Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There's to sides to every hill: 1) the one that starts with marriage equality and ends with all of us marrying cats 2) the one where interracial and cross denominational marriages can get you lynched One has thousands of years of precendent, but one has cats!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Dan Wagner‏ @DannyJWagner Jun 24
        Replying to @shiftlesssheep @TheOnion

        Two 😘

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. CarlosVincent‏ @CarlosVincent12 Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe they should check 1. %households without a father 2. non immigrant birthrate 3. Transgender children 4. Normalisation of paedosexuality 5. Popular music promoting cockriding to prepubescent girls. 6. Lessons on anal sex to 9 year olds. Everythings going to plan

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They must not have the internet in their homes.

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      2. Lee Being‏ @Lee_Being Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Speaking as a homosexual man... how is this wrong? #QueerTheory and postmodernist co-opted LGBT would love nothing less. Sorry Onion, you’ve fallen into the trap of self-parody ;)

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. J.D. Crenshaw‏ @JDHCrenshaw Jun 24
        Replying to @Lee_Being @TheOnion

        Self parody? What is queer theory, is that like flat-Earth or something?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Lee Being‏ @Lee_Being Jun 24
        Replying to @JDHCrenshaw @TheOnion

        #QueerTheory was formed in the #FrankfurtSchool of postmodernist thinking which successfully sought to remove all sexual taboos. Read up on #MichelFoucault

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. J.D. Crenshaw‏ @JDHCrenshaw Jun 24
        Replying to @Lee_Being @TheOnion

        I can assure you I will be wasting no time on your pseudo-philosophy. It’s a waste of any serious person’s time and brainpower.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Lee Being‏ @Lee_Being Jun 24
        Replying to @JDHCrenshaw @TheOnion

        It’s NOT MY theory, ignoramus

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. J.D. Crenshaw‏ @JDHCrenshaw Jun 24
        Replying to @Lee_Being @TheOnion

        I don’t care whose pseudo-philosophy is, majority of the population has way better shit to do.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      9. Lee Being‏ @Lee_Being Jun 24
        Replying to @ma_nards @JDHCrenshaw @TheOnion

        I’m a homosexual - not a gay or a queer. LGBT can go fuck itself. They want to politicise sexuality and promote boys wearing skirts - wtf. Not in my name

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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