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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 24

    This Week's Editorial Cartoon: "Best In-Tent Shuns" https://trib.al/50o6GI2 pic.twitter.com/ziUBk6qFbS

    7:21 AM - 24 Jun 2018
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    17 replies 92 retweets 464 likes
      1.  ❄️ Alt-Right Jesus  🌊‏ @realrightjesus Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s a swell summer camp!! Don’t you think so @IngrahamAngle?! #SundayMotivation

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      1. john dough‏ @properrogue69 Jun 24
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        john dough Retweeted DRUDGE REPORT

        https://twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/1009298889390714881?s=20 …

        john dough added,

        DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT
        HORRIFYING PHOTOS OF OBAMA'S ILLEGAL ALIEN FACILITIES MEDIA REFUSES TO SHOW... http://bit.ly/2JSMoXh 
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      1. Richard Gillam‏ @RichardGillam7 Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ..is that a ...... maga factory??.... or an ivanka shoe factory?... oops, no, my mistake; it's just another summer camp..

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      1. Snow‏ @SnowRider98 Jun 24
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        How is someone gonna draw that and pretend like our deportation areas haven't been around before Trump, he's brought families together, honestly he's actually made an effort

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      1. Machiavelli.AI‏ @MachiavelliAI Jun 24
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        Is that @HillaryClinton in Haiti?

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      1. Anthony Charles‏ @tnyperrucci Jun 24
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        Thank God for Donald Trump

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      1. Brendan Coyle‏ @brendanc82 Jun 24
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        That looks like the worst Schoolhouse Rock! ever...

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      1. Bren B RN‏ @BrendaBarnhors1 Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Heeheehee.

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      1. Nigel Fairservice‏ @fensandspineys Jun 24
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        pic.twitter.com/zMpdcTZ7ic

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      1. W.A.C.Vet‏ @WAC_Veteran Jun 24
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        You should have used how UAC were released to non family members, Traffickers, perverts by the Obama Administration. A cartoon of one being handed off to a pedophile by Obama! https://www.hsgac.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/Majority%20&%20Minority%20Staff%20Report%20-%20Protecting%20Unaccompanied%20Alien%20Children%20from%20Trafficking%20and%20Other%20Abuses%202016-01-282.pdf …

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      1. Kris Voggut-Veggie-Booorg  👻‏ @KrisVeeVee Jun 24
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        Is “angry tear blue” a color?

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      1. hi‏ @hoarder2437 Jun 24
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        Perhaps their parents should try to make Central America great again? #MACGA

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      1. Mike G‏ @_mikegalt_ Jun 24
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        @KartoonistKelly you’ve outdone yourself

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      1. the whimsey project‏ @projectwhimsey Jun 24
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        happy campers ala dan quayle.

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      1. J.D. Simler - STANDING ROCK - BETSY‏ @OrdinaryThghts Jun 24
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        oh lord, the line-break - and I thought I was punny. yeesh

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      1. PDhrit‏ @Ryaan_1990 Jun 24
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        Aptly put 🤔👏👏👏

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      1. .change.‏ @BrettStone745 Jun 24
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        He did it though

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