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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 24

    Scientists Find Human Vocal Cords Developed Over Millennia To Lower Voice When Speculating On Acquaintance’s Sexual Orientation https://trib.al/Cn0o3y9 pic.twitter.com/3tXjxpyVwC

    6:00 AM - 24 Jun 2018
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      2. Angie from NOLA‏ @angenola Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let me know when Scientists find a way to Permanently close his.pic.twitter.com/k60CJ3Mfv8

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. CRA_55‏ @CRA_55 Jun 24
        Replying to @angenola @TheOnion

        @ResistanceHole

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      1. Dave Shackles‏ @monstermb2 Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He doesn't understand the no touching of the screen policies.

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

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      2. Alex Rud‏ @ARud718 Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gives a new meaning to deep throat.

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      2. BadWolf‏ @Sam7ToHillary Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But still have not ascertained when Lisping evolved. @AppSame @TrotAlex @Anfoooey @MAnotGinger @GregGutfeldShow @ItsMeJessAriane @DennisDMZ

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. BadWolf‏ @Sam7ToHillary Jun 24
        Replying to @Sam7ToHillary @TheOnion and

        @NatEnquirer @TheSun @billmaher @TMZ @BuzzFeedEnt

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      1. Fiona McCool‏ @fiona_mccool Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @SeanBannion

        Put a hat on it!

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      1. Sir Moan Alot‏ @S4mSubliminal Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Designer vagina botch job?

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      1. Couch Correspondent  🦅‏ @notkerouac Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Buddy...

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      1. Kevin H.‏ @NufcedKevin Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hello, Newman...

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      1. Daisyville‏ @Daisyville Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        This is for real! Onion done lost its little papery mind! Topsy turvy, trump got skurvy! Everything up is now down! Ahhhhhhh!!! 🤸‍♀️

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      1. Reardo‏ @LaunchME207 Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @UncleChaps 👀👀👀

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      1. Fluffy Cake‏ @SimonPeter_Ops Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Uh man I thought there's a pussy in this photo😂😂😂

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      1. ScAgCoWbOy‏ @ScAgCoWbOy Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this looks like Jordan B. Peterson field

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 24
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        Guy caught doing something he's paying for

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      1. Steven Dunn‏ @sdunn581 Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey dats a va jay jay.

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      1. galaxytrash‏ @galaxytrash35 Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        so, so juvenile. keep it up,

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      1. D C Leach‏ @truth1967 Jun 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You sure that is not a Vagina ?😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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