A story (real or not) which I PROBABLY could have gone my ENTIRE life not reading...and been just fine. Thanks for that. Now I won’t be able to keep my eyes off his package when I go see the movie.
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Can something be simultaneously depressing & funny? Well of course it can;
#TheOnion just proved it to me.




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Hold up hold up. I seen this before.pic.twitter.com/Aj6o0lTsAh
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Its more sad when he said "whatever city there living in" Like, did they get a divorce?
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Lmao that’s when I completely lost it
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The one Onion post i actually want to be real
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I'm kinda mad that I watched that entire clip.
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Ty for your serveice! The incredibles was incredible!
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The dedication animators have to their art is absolutely amazing! Good job on them getting consistent bulge sizes, must be a difficult task measuring how big it must be in each frame
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Waited 14 years for a subpar plot.
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If I was the animator's wife, I would never touch his bulge again. His bags would be packed and moved to his parents basement and the locks and his mailing address would be changed.
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Did u hear the last bit at the end “in whatever city they’re living in”
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