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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 23

    ‘Incredibles 2’ Animator Describes How He Missed The Birth Of His First Child So Mr. Incredible Could Have Consistently Sized Penis Bulgepic.twitter.com/u0I1DguMsN

    3:51 PM - 23 Jun 2018
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    • myles lewis Dreenie♡☆ ♍ll Bitter marie Ali Salman Josie posie bish ass
    34 replies 1,080 retweets 4,769 likes
      1. Lura SCARE-pitti‏ @fanaticnole Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A story (real or not) which I PROBABLY could have gone my ENTIRE life not reading...and been just fine. Thanks for that. Now I won’t be able to keep my eyes off his package when I go see the movie.

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      1. Phoenix Randal‏ @PhoenixRLL Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can something be simultaneously depressing & funny? Well of course it can; #TheOnion just proved it to me. 😐😕😬😂😂😂

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      1. Serious Journalist Man‏ @ImEricHughes Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hold up hold up. I seen this before.pic.twitter.com/Aj6o0lTsAh

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      1. Xander Boo!gaerts‏ @amcnal Jun 23
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        https://twitter.com/amcnal/status/1010530530033577984 …

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        Xander Boo!gaerts @amcnal
        Incredibles Two is pulling phenomenal box office numbers for being the first X rated Pixar film
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      2. Tron Vs Matrix‏ @BarcumeDylan Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Its more sad when he said "whatever city there living in" Like, did they get a divorce?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Silverstonery‏ @TheSilverstoner Jun 23
        Replying to @BarcumeDylan @TheOnion

        Lmao that’s when I completely lost it

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Hawk‏ @Lord__Hawk Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The one Onion post i actually want to be real

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      1. Exhausted Potato‏ @TiredTater Jun 23
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        I'm kinda mad that I watched that entire clip.

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      1. Tashiq Rajdev‏ @TashiqR Jun 23
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        @akshay_soni1 @Deshy_07 @sharadsingh77

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      1. Lorenzo Potrich‏ @lorenzopotrich Jun 23
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      1. Dan Meier‏ @MiniMeier Jun 23
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        @HDRMcShazzle

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      1. Lou‏ @DakotaEarthHorn Jun 23
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      1. Call Me Shorts Boy‏ @CallMeShortsBoy Jun 23
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        Ty for your serveice! The incredibles was incredible!

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      1. hixiloveyou‏ @Hixiloveyou Jun 30
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        @wilthoiii lmao

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      1. Josie posie‏ @Josie69251099 Jun 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The dedication animators have to their art is absolutely amazing! Good job on them getting consistent bulge sizes, must be a difficult task measuring how big it must be in each frame 😂

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      1. C4Cypher‏ @C4Cypher Jun 24
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        https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/luigi-penis-mario-tennis-aces/ …pic.twitter.com/7OndS9cJbM

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      1. mattv‏ @mattv Jun 24
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        Waited 14 years for a subpar plot. #incrediblypredictable

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      2. Tracy Zervakis‏ @ChiariTracy Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If I was the animator's wife, I would never touch his bulge again. His bags would be packed and moved to his parents basement and the locks and his mailing address would be changed.

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      3. Silverstonery‏ @TheSilverstoner Jun 23
        Replying to @ChiariTracy @TheOnion

        Did u hear the last bit at the end “in whatever city they’re living in”

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