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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 23

    Bride Has To Admit It’d Be Pretty Exciting If Someone Objected At Wedding https://trib.al/0AEksaR pic.twitter.com/05t7FYxja9

    11:03 AM - 23 Jun 2018
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      1. Robin‏ @S7ubbs Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shrek runs into the halls and yells “I OBJECT!” The bride gets a bit wet but realizes who it is and begins to think she may be suffering from some form of insanity brought on by her horrific life choices

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      2.  🎃 Whale Possums  🎃‏ @WhalePossums Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everyone secretly wants things to go wrong

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      3. Aristocrat‏ @IamAhmicqui Jun 23
        Replying to @WhalePossums @TheOnion

        That's actually true in a psychological sense. Really interesting

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      1. Dave‏ @wilsonamon Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Would it be funny to stand up and shout “NOOOoooo......” and the hold up phone and apologize for my team conceding a goal?

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Jun 23
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        Fine. When and where and open bar?

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      1. the empathic narcissist.‏ @SeauxAppalled Jun 23
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        She's just living for the thrills.

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      1. Emperor Skullcat‏ @kungfucatmouth Jun 23
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        ONLY THOSE WHO HAVE DEFEATED THE THUNDERDOME MAY GRIP THESE ALABASTER BUTTOCKS

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      1. Captain Craptastic‏ @captncraptastic Jun 23
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        Chaotic Neutral

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      1. Hannah‏ @_hankru Jun 24
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        @brookel246

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Uh, uh, I signed that Pre Nup and some day I'll have to try to find a man in nine years.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 23
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        Wait til Daddy sees the bills

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Jun 23
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        Ok that’s funnypic.twitter.com/Fro6ofdbje

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      1. Kayleigh Hell Stewart  😈‏ @Kay_Padfoot Jun 23
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        @maureenjohnson happy wedding day!!!!!

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      2. Alex.  🐀 🐀 🐀‏ @supernaturalgrl Jun 23
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        This is @ChelShel89 😂

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      3. Chelsea Zoe‏ @ChelShel89 Jun 24
        Replying to @supernaturalgrl

        what!?

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      1. Clay75‏ @dannychistate33 Jun 23
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        An old spouse or mate can do that

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      1. Marty Mitchell Netting‏ @mmnetting Jun 23
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        😆😆

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      1. Theodosus‏ @Atheodosus Jun 23
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        For her!? There is little chance...

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      1. Gabriel Knight‏ @PhosphorKnight Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Awesome

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      2. Duke9555‏ @duke9555 Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Like her black lover?

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      3. Theodosus‏ @Atheodosus Jun 23
        Replying to @duke9555 @TheOnion

        That guy already run away her after she got pregnant when she was 22.

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