Shrek runs into the halls and yells “I OBJECT!” The bride gets a bit wet but realizes who it is and begins to think she may be suffering from some form of insanity brought on by her horrific life choices
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Everyone secretly wants things to go wrong
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That's actually true in a psychological sense. Really interesting
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Would it be funny to stand up and shout “NOOOoooo......” and the hold up phone and apologize for my team conceding a goal?
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Fine. When and where and open bar?
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She's just living for the thrills.
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ONLY THOSE WHO HAVE DEFEATED THE THUNDERDOME MAY GRIP THESE ALABASTER BUTTOCKS
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Chaotic Neutral
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Uh, uh, I signed that Pre Nup and some day I'll have to try to find a man in nine years.
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Wait til Daddy sees the bills
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This is
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An old spouse or mate can do that
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For her!? There is little chance...
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Awesome
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Like her black lover?
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That guy already run away her after she got pregnant when she was 22.
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