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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 23

    450-Pound Man Didn't Go To Doctor For A Lecture https://trib.al/sk9g8Ph pic.twitter.com/RC6dCHeqOX

    6:15 AM - 23 Jun 2018
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    33 replies 441 retweets 3,658 likes
      1. tmueller‏ @tmueller4 Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/6sMgEZy5PX

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      2. Mandy Joy‏ @Seek_your_Bliss Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When my Dr told me to change my diet and lose some weight, I said okay! She was right, and my body had already been telling me 😂 obesity is literally fat crushing you from the inside! Don't be offended, get healthy!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Oisin, spell copier  ✈️ dublin‏ @oggtheman Jun 23
        Replying to @Seek_your_Bliss @TheOnion

        This is the onion

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Mandy Joy‏ @Seek_your_Bliss Jun 23
        Replying to @oggtheman @TheOnion

        Do you have a point?pic.twitter.com/UiuYlUEMMs

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Oisin, spell copier  ✈️ dublin‏ @oggtheman Jun 23
        Replying to @Seek_your_Bliss @TheOnion

        Your comment sounded like you were taking it seriously. Sorry if you were making a joke I didn't get

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Mandy Joy‏ @Seek_your_Bliss Jun 23
        Replying to @oggtheman @TheOnion

        A little of both, like #TheOnion

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Michela‏ @michelamaxwell Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Your fatphobia is showing. Please take this down. Fat people already received worse care from doctors, who consistently ignore serious medical issues unrelated to weight just because the patient is fat.

        5 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Rusty‏ @Maple_8719 Jun 23
        Replying to @michelamaxwell @TheOnion

        Lmao just lose weight

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Kyle Lawson Jr.‏ @RunKyleRun13 Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Since when does the Onion post real stories now?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. O.Gaskin‏ @OhGaskin Jun 23
        Replying to @RunKyleRun13 @TheOnion

        January 20 2017

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      2. Lynne Stephanie‏ @LynneStephanie2 Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Doctors have nothing on Dentists when it comes to the lecture, a light nagging for 40 minutes about flossing while they have a drill in your mouth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. BloodyH3llman‏ @Bloodyhellman1 Jun 23
        Replying to @LynneStephanie2 @TheOnion

        My dentist doesn’t nag, I guess neither do any of my doctors. They probably are just waiting for me to die.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wants handicap privileges at Golden Corral

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      2. the Hannting of Bard House‏ @hannahbardolph Jun 23
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        Hey, this super sucks.

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      1. Panama‏ @11_Panama_ Jun 23
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        He went for the lollipop at the end.

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      1. Mike Merissa‏ @mmerissa Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @bemistr

        Just sent this to my doctor!

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna Jun 23
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        Go Dale! Don’t be a slave to biomedical power!

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