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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 22

    Baltimore Named City With Best Quality Of Pigeon Life https://trib.al/MMG1yTK pic.twitter.com/rvCIzuscU8

    5:31 PM - 22 Jun 2018
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    • mechanicwand🎄 AchillVirusSon maureen curran Kyle Mannisi 💥🎃CriTTerMeTimbers🎃💥 JL Fuura Kafuka (PN) White Taylor Alquir
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      1. pigeon‏ @edwinpigeon Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m listening

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      1. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Jun 22
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        Area gulls decry pigeons a.k.a. "rock doves" as invasive species, demand wall be built around nation's bread cumbs.

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      1. David Paul Booth‏ @DavidPaulBooth1 Jun 22
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        A real coup for them.

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      2. Téa Kvetenadze‏ @teakve Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        👀 @IzzieRamirez @carolineha_

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      3. Izzie Ramirez‏ @IzzieRamirez Jun 23
        Replying to @teakve @TheOnion @carolineha_

        Lmaoooo

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      1. Doug Roling‏ @DougRoling1 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am a pigeon and i live in atlanta and i digress this city has it all and a much warmer winter

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      1. Lisa Sigmon Landsberg‏ @fl_lise Jun 22
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        That's true, I know because I'm from there. Baltimore is for the Birds.

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      1. Joe Cicchino‏ @Joe_Cicchino Jun 22
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        Ah congrats @MalloryCicchino

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      1. Tim A is a ghost‏ @SeekAndAnnoy Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @scott98rock

        Is that including with all the gang activity?pic.twitter.com/vJDpcKFcdI

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      2. Dan Rather Not‏ @Dee_Ee_Pea Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this true @GabeThePigeon

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      3. Gabe Becerra‏ @GabeThePigeon Jun 22
        Replying to @Dee_Ee_Pea @TheOnion

        Na, Southern California only.

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      1. Mara Scott‏ @marabscott Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @Karen21093

        I think Toronto wins this in Canada. We have people that dump 5 lbs. bags of bird seed in the parks. Don't get me started on people here who deliberately put out dog kibble for the raccoons aka trash pandas.

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      1. NumberD‏ @SgtRabbiTruth Jun 22
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        Typical east coast bias. Portland, OR has amazing pigeons.

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      1. JSiekerka‏ @JSiekerka Jun 22
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        Stars of a new season of the Wire.

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      1. couchtripper‏ @couchtripper Jun 22
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        They aren't street pigeons - who do you think we are? FAKE NEWS!

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      1. Holly‏ @HollyASwanson Jun 22
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        Not much to crow about but, whatevs, man.

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      1. vinnie‏ @vinniemgupta Jun 22
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        this made me laugh. thank you.

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey Jun 22
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        “Suck on that, New York City Pizza Rats!”

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