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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 22

    Biggest Guy In Prison Tired Of Every New Inmate Beating Shit Out Of Him On Their First Day https://trib.al/EoT4t6i pic.twitter.com/b9usAYD9Ig

    3:00 PM - 22 Jun 2018
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    35 replies 957 retweets 5,768 likes
      1. Mr. YourDoomino‏ @MrOdomino Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "This is even worse when everyone picked me for their basketball teams in school. Not my fault I'm not an athlete."

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      1. Simba‏ @N7AKhan Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He’s gonna say “BOY!” any minute now

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      2. Yerocha‏ @Yerocha Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Didn't know that many inmates could beat up Kratos.

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      1. The Opponent except he's DEAD‏ @The_oppOnent Jun 22
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        The Opponent except he's DEAD Retweeted Obscure Entertainment

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        Today's comic about Jailhouse Rules is based on tweet from @_ElvishPresley_ 1/3 OfaPZ wild card winners! | http://bit.ly/2qUhAup  pic.twitter.com/5TLHSeoFS1
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      1. Electric Type‏ @AaronBossHarris Jun 22
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        https://youtu.be/iiJLGE0yCp4 

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Jun 22
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        Show me a guy who gets beat up by every new inmate and I'll show you a guy who needs to learn to slouch.

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      1. LatinDaze‏ @LatinDaze Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn, poor guy

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      1. racheldman‏ @akachillibean Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I want to spend the day at @TheOnion office.

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      2. John Lorenz‏ @StrangeShadows Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This article should have Trump's picture in an orange jumpsuit. Time to open up Photoshop...

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      1. TEQ TONIC‏ @teq_tonic Jun 22
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        Welcome back to funny. Got that Facebook thing out of your system?

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      1. slippin jimmy‏ @subbles5k Jun 22
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        Pin this to your prof

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      1. Duane Mugford‏ @dpmugford Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that Paul Manafort?

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      1. Jeffrey Quenzel‏ @jpq4u Jun 22
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        @Dwizz_Khalifa

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      1. guymac‏ @guymac Jun 23
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        Welcome to the rest of your life, Harvey Weinstein!

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      1. SweatPantsAndSauce‏ @TheRowdyRob Jun 23
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        Hahahaha

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      1. Andrew‏ @ormana Jun 23
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        Hahahahaha

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      1. Tom Walker Films‏ @Tommywalks22 Jun 22
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        That’s so funny

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