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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 22

    Onion Employees Return To Mundane Lives Of Writing Game-Changing News Coverage Read By Billions Across Globe https://trib.al/RCb8s1j pic.twitter.com/SpXCSqrV8R

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      1. Sam S.  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿‏ @StudioOfAwesome Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And so the brief saga of Onion Social draws to a close

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      1. Augustus Garrison‏ @happyfrozenfire Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What a legendary arc

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      1.  🎃 some jerk  🎃‏ @NerdGerm Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        META as fuck

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      1. Hywel Price-Evans‏ @hywel82 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice to see The Onion's HQ in London's Canary Wharf area!

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      1. stephen‏ @stemat_ Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        can you guys hire me I’m actually kind of funny

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      2. Rando Gammon‏ @RandoThreat Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm not a journalist. My writing skills are sub-par. I'm slightly more annoying in person. Hire me as a writer and I will not disappoint.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Fondalicious‏ @FondysFinest Jun 22
        Replying to @RandoThreat @TheOnion

        Local man’s resume waits idly in stack of applications. At press time sources confirmed it was still waiting, untouched.

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      1. bob‏ @bobsopinions Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        but they have a wonderful break room.pic.twitter.com/2fivOXQv1h

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      2. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'll miss Onion Social. The CEO accomplished so much in so little time. He will go down as history's great inventors for sure.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Sam S.  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿‏ @StudioOfAwesome Jun 22
        Replying to @thatoneguy2440 @TheOnion

        He brought down numerous governments and even spawned a sentient ethereal being in his quest to give us a functioning social network

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      4. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Jun 23
        Replying to @StudioOfAwesome @TheOnion

        Beat that, Mark Zuckerburg

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      5. End of conversation
      1. Vedgy‏ @VedgyB Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank God

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      1. Ernie‏ @ErnieRiv_5 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everything is back to normal

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      1. Ragnar‏ @Riskarr5 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Glad you're back.

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      2. LP‏ @ZooMaster76 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Congaratulations, kidz! Now that ALL news is fake news, you're smack dab in the middle of mainstream media!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      1. Ten Seven‏ @Ten7golf Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That looks like a repossessed Stark Industries building. #WellPlayed @TheOnion well played. #RobertDowneyJr

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      1. 42stepstohell‏ @42stepstosheol Jun 22
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        This has been one hell of a week

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      1. G G Griffith‏ @ElectricChimp Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion building is so gorgeous. It looks great in front of Onion Square.

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