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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 22

    25 Million Onion Social Users Run Into Glorious Flames Of Headquarters In Hopes Of Using Website One Last Time https://trib.al/QsdkSdP pic.twitter.com/wWlYmLyw24

    1:21 PM - 22 Jun 2018
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    • Dustin Haning alina b̴̙͊i̷̮͋g̷̮͝ī̵͓s̶͇͗ ̴̘́ḻ̸̉a̷̢͛n̴̪͑d̸̻͠ 🌲money money man 𝒶𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓃 pls vote on nov 6 Drew pimp angel Moossacre
    16 replies 71 retweets 684 likes
      1. Sam Mu Jah‏ @Pusoro_ Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This has been a real rollercoaster of emotions

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      1.  🌲money money man‏ @HOTWHEELMAN1994 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the photoshop person at the Onion Office should get a raise

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      2. Alex Wolfe‏ @John17740921 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i dont know what has been happening over the last few days but this shit is crazy funny xD

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 22
        Replying to @John17740921 @TheOnion

        Me and @TheOnion #ToT #TeamOnionTeam have been rapping like dylan and spitting hot fire on their nylonspic.twitter.com/tVe63f4QVz

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 22
        Replying to @Jwitt777 @John17740921 @TheOnion

        @JohnMay60347586 @_davechapelle

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      2. joe‏ @JoeGremlin Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you took my stapler. I could burn this place down.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 22
        Replying to @JoeGremlin @TheOnion

        Already did I spit flames so hot they call me a sin like bad like the man who got Mandela effected and @GemCrypto posted about and we went down the rabbit hole together and it was crazy and we came back as the Joker and Harley Quinn and burn the whole place down over that stapler

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      1. Alex Flis‏ @AlexFlis_ Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        accurate

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      2. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You thought I quit but I need it Gonna go inside and perform a Sitin I just cant bear to witness this Tragedy If I said I saw it coming you would Laugh But Ill burn your ass When you sit in the flames Slow dancin in a burning room Like me and @GemCrypto told you we would do❤️💎

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 22
        Replying to @Jwitt777 @TheOnion @GemCrypto

        Forgot all about this😂😂😂👁🔥🔥🔥pic.twitter.com/YNZmmVw1ws

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 22
        Replying to @Jwitt777 @TheOnion @GemCrypto

        And this And this #OnionSocial #ToT #TeamOnionTeam #OnionFacebook 😂😂😂👁☠️☠️☠️pic.twitter.com/rzc38iTFlk

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      1. Heeeeeere's Jacob B.‏ @fly_gibson Jun 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A tale of success and betrayal. It changed the world, it changed the universe, but was it all worth it?: The rise and fall of Onion social

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      1. Michael  🎃 Metcalf‏ @mjsm Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's coming back, right? Right guys? This is just a glitch?

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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The saga continues...

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      1. PPW‏ @AceRumble Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I for one welcome our new Onion Social Algorithm Overlord

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      1. McFatty  🇺🇸‏ @RonnyMcFatty Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol

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      1. Rose Spinoza‏ @LVLYsan Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        \o/

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      1. bill‏ @sirscyther_69 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Y'all need to make some better algorithms 😂😂

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