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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 22

    Saudi Arabia Officially Lifts Ban On Female Monster Truck Rallies https://trib.al/HzaHwd8 pic.twitter.com/Dtt9LMB4vM

    12:19 PM - 22 Jun 2018
    • 338 Retweets
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    • Oliver Gomes Craigery Clarisse 🦇🎃 Donovan, But Spookier Emmanuel Daniel fon Spookenburg 👻🎃🌹 aren Tyler Letta Tayler
    29 replies 338 retweets 1,672 likes
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      2. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pfft...religion of peace ... this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. julia‏ @echophenomena Jun 22
        Replying to @ParagHatzNate @TheOnion

        Actually, the weekend in Saudi Arabia is Thursday and Friday. Since Friday is a day of prayer, it'd be THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Peanut Butter Werewolf‏ @GingerSlim Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oh shit just clocked the name on the truck

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. future trunks.‏ @JeSuisHunter Jun 22
        Replying to @GingerSlim @TheOnion

        That’s a beautifully subtle dig there.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Steve Smith (I support  🇨🇦 🇵🇷)‏ @steve37341 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @Brokenf8

        Think they can PUT a ban on killing children in Yemen?

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Malkoxel‏ @malkom669 Jun 23
        Replying to @steve37341 @TheOnion @Brokenf8

        u know nothing

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1.  💀ones‏ @CaptCatHands Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Yemeni Grave Digger" holy crap 😬

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. The Piss Warlock 🧛‍♂️‏ @ThePissWizard Jun 22
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        YEMENI GRAVE DIGGER IM WHEEXING

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      1. Gravensoul‏ @Soulgraven Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! This Ramadan ... don't miss the Mayhem at the Meccadome!"

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      1. Bitter Actor‏ @_Bitter_Actor Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i was hoping this was true

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      1. Ryan Richman‏ @Ryan_Richman Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @erickpederson

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      1. AW‏ @AndrewWeeraratn Jun 22
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        That's what happens when you let women drive... what would be next?

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      1. Mazen‏ @___MAZN___ Jun 22
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        pic.twitter.com/LTZrWRfKC1

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      1. shooooe  👻 ☠‏ @shewz Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy shit that truck.

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      1. Hunter Tanner‏ @GmmHunter Jun 23
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        That is the oddest sentence I've ever heard

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      1. 6' Sp 👻 👻ky Dog‏ @SixFootDog Jun 23
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        THIS SUNDAY...

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      1. Douglas Colberg‏ @stubbycylops Jun 22
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        It’s about damn time

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      1. Red Queen‏ @MastaShoGun Jun 22
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        Where’s her male guardian?

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