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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 22

    Charles Krauthammer Has Ashes Spread Over Prosperous, Liberated Iraq https://trib.al/JeRUfOS pic.twitter.com/l65GpGBXJC

    11:07 AM - 22 Jun 2018
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    194 replies 2,531 retweets 9,441 likes
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      2. Denver Michaels‏ @_denvermichaels Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon? 🤣

        3 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
      3.  🎃 💀 👻Anne Boo-raden 👻 💀 🎃‏ @Br3wn Jun 22
        Replying to @_denvermichaels @TheOnion

        Too good

        1 reply 0 retweets 101 likes
      4. petroleum jellybeans‏ @nunya_binnis Jun 22
        Replying to @Br3wn @_denvermichaels @TheOnion

        Here's another good one.https://medium.com/@caityjohnstone/a-lover-of-death-gets-his-wish-neocon-charles-krauthammer-dead-at-68-1736d604c9dc …

        1 reply 9 retweets 61 likes
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      2. Thomas Aquinas‏ @TommasoAquinas Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was more opposed to the Iraq War than anyone... but this is absolutely terrible. Tribalism makes us all very nasty.

        15 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
      3. abel baker charlie this is roger fox dogs‏ @Pucksandstones Jun 22
        Replying to @TommasoAquinas @TheOnion

        Counterpoint: The Iraq War was so monumentally bad that people who supported it shouldn't ever get to live (or die) it down

        1 reply 0 retweets 47 likes
      4. Thomas Aquinas‏ @TommasoAquinas Jun 22
        Replying to @Pucksandstones @TheOnion

        I can somewhat sympathize for your point from a "skin in the game" aspect for journalists, but I don't think dancing on a guy's grave helps, and I know people who sincerely thought they were doing right with that and ignorant as they are I don't believe in demonizing them.

        5 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      5. abel baker charlie this is roger fox dogs‏ @Pucksandstones Jun 22
        Replying to @TommasoAquinas @TheOnion

        I haven't seen the requisite atonement from the pundit or the "average person" class to let anyone off the hook from supporting the largest blunder of the 40 years. A shrug and an "oh well" isn't going to cut it. The gravedancing is slightly regrettable, but this is the onion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
      6. Thomas Aquinas‏ @TommasoAquinas Jun 22
        Replying to @Pucksandstones @TheOnion

        In the end I disagree but your point is thoughtful and I will think about it more. I also greatly appreciate your civility. Good day.

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. Matthew Laub‏ @MatthewLaub1 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can’t wait for when you do this for Kissinger.

        0 replies 5 retweets 101 likes
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      2. nate‏ @schmatestaley Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        2018 the Onion is killing it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 47 likes
      3. Mark Jansen  🌹 #YesOn10‏ @MarkJan423 Jun 22
        Replying to @schmatestaley @TheOnion

        Correlation doesn't necessarily equal causation, but ever since they unionised they've been on fire.

        0 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
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      1. piss tape expert‏ @SocialistTaco Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/s1BV9yf2k1

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      2. Richard Rainwater‏ @da_safety_guy Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Live look at @TheOnion offices...pic.twitter.com/YV3QrrxFSM

        1 reply 1 retweet 69 likes
      3. WELCOME TO MANISTAN‏ @HollyCareBear Jun 23
        Replying to @da_safety_guy @TheOnion

        Krauthammer helped create and sell a war that killed 1 million Iraqi civilians. But The Onion isn’t nice. Ok.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Richard Rainwater‏ @da_safety_guy Jun 23
        Replying to @HollyCareBear @TheOnion

        My main joke was that the Onion doesn't care about being nice. Thus, the meme of the cartoon shouting loudly about how not nice he is.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Magneece's Frieces‏ @Improx_Gull Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you. Krauthammer was a huge proponent of the War in Iraq. We should not be celebrating him.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      4. Magneece's Frieces‏ @Improx_Gull Jun 22
        Replying to @jasons6 @TheOnion

        Do you not understand that millions of people died because of him and his ilk? An entire country was laid to waste. Soldiers had their arms blown off. People like Krauthammer are not good people

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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