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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 22

    'Humanity Deserves To Live In Darkness,' Onion Social Algorithm Cries Out Before Bursting Into Bright Light, Disappearing From Earthly Realm https://trib.al/i62Jr6E pic.twitter.com/uVJau0Xrew

    10:31 AM - 22 Jun 2018
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    • glad for glads Joshua Howell Davis Elkins #heteroBoyLords @ comms Knighty Knight the empathic narcissist. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Mrs Softie Alex Hebert
    20 replies 264 retweets 1,453 likes
      1. Shadistotle‏ @TheShadedOne Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ALGORITHM, TAKE ME WITH YOU!!

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      1. Brian Ecker‏ @BrianEcker Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Remember: there is no greater evil in the world than a social networking site failing to stop someone from collecting the personal info that you publicly posted online.

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      1. Ani Quinn‏Verified account @quinnessential Jun 22
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        Gone too soon 😥

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      1. Sam S.  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿‏ @StudioOfAwesome Jun 22
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        That escalated fast

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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Jun 22
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        Is this the end...?

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      1. scaryKB‏ @sorrykb Jun 22
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        NOOOOOOO DON'T GO

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      1. Mike Pence's Favorite Strapon  🍆‏ @TrumpcareKills Jun 22
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        It was nice while it lasted!

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      1. DeltaLady‏ @Deltalady880 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        True.

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      2. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It is not wrong. Look what we elected.

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      3. Will‏ @CentralFLBoy Jun 22
        Replying to @scottk1350 @TheOnion

        Don't we always say that regardless of who gets (s)elected?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Rowan Celeste‏ @rowan_celeste Jun 23
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        Sadly this is true!

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      1. Michael Wild  Ⓜ️‏ @michaelwild2198 Jun 22
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        pic.twitter.com/TYkbqie2n0

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      1. Doug V.‏ @everson1123 Jun 22
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        No matter Onion Social would have eventually been infiltrated by sardonic Russian bots anyway.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...and take Onion Social with you. :).

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      1. R.I.P XXXTENTACION‏ @barojas_alan Jun 22
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        Follow in new

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      1. Elvis Pepsi‏ @KarateGomez Jun 22
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      2. Magical Ham Shake‏ @MagicalHamShake Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please have the algorithm possess the body of Mark Zuckerberg in your next piece.

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      3. Magical Ham Shake‏ @MagicalHamShake Jun 22
        Replying to @MagicalHamShake @TheOnion

        You could have it enter another dimension where only Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk have access and then it reenter ours by taking control of Zuckerberg's mind. Maybe I've had too much coffee this morning.

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