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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 22

    Exasperated Huckabee Sanders Reminds Press Corps That Children Under 14 Can’t Feel Pain https://trib.al/tJj5AhZ pic.twitter.com/kWvEM5t7ZI

    10:00 AM - 22 Jun 2018
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      1. blank‏ @sarahiscynical Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        I thought this was supposed to be satire

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      2. Skanman‏ @SkanmanM Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        of course the planned parenthood crowd would seriously have you believe the humans in the womb don't feel pain. not quite so funny.

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Weeaboo #7391-G‏ @Deskbot000 Jun 22
        Replying to @SkanmanM @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        r/woooosh

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        As a “person” who was once a Hispanic child under 14 years of age, I concur. How do you think we take all those long siestas against tall cacti out in the desert?

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      1. (((513eats)))‏ @513eats Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        This is probably real.

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      1.  🙌 Wu Gambino  🐝‏ @protektyaneck36 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Apparently neither can the GOP.

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      2. peter zecher‏ @pztuc Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @senyorreporter @SarahHuckabee

        This is a soulless human...well maybe not human but a westworld bot

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Tim Steller‏Verified account @senyorreporter Jun 22
        Replying to @pztuc @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        You could be right, but this is parody.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. carolyn 🍸‏ @carolanna1895 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @CBsGrumpyElf @SarahHuckabee

        From the lady who has no feelings at all

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      1. loops‏ @mad4sci Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @ReuniteOlitz @SarahHuckabee

        But fetuses can.

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      1. Bob Trujillo‏ @chelledaddy Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        It's the Onion, unfortunately the essence of the biting cynical dark-humor here is not far removed from the existential core of this administration.

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      1. Kat Williams‏ @KatWilliams55 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        'cuz thatz wut the baable sez

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      1. miss crazy‏ @misscrazynhs Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        “mom to 3” have you tested this theory on your own kids to find to out if it works? cus I need to know what I’m doing wrong here. My kids feel shit loads of pain. All I hear is “mom, mom, mom, mom, mom”. Thanks A mom

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      2. Maddie Barry‏ @MaddieBarry8 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @MaryRWilliams4 @SarahHuckabee

        SHS is a FOOL & shows how Stupid she is!😡tell a parent whose child has cancer they don’t feel pain or a kid like #metoo age 8 for years but took me 20 years to HEAL! So I 🤮show you f pain of kids in my classroom who lost a leg to cancer or Teddijr who lost leg 12 and pain FU💩

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      3. chocolate sauce‏ @pokemonpichu Jun 22
        Replying to @MaddieBarry8 @TheOnion and

        Hey, buddy, cool down, this is a satire account

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. tweeter‏ @nicolepagnotti Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        She can prove it with “science”

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      1. #YAWOOCOUGARFOOTBALL‏ @rudyfabre Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Had to double check that this is an actual Onion article and not another talking point we're going to hear echoed across the propaganda machine

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      1. SANDAURA‏ @Sandaura Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        She can quit. There is always a choice; she is not a victim, as are, not, all the rest of the cult.

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      2. Deplorable Russian‏ @petegms Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        what was the savior barak obamas response to kids he put into cages with foil blankets?...you libs just show every day what sat hypocrites you are...pretty funny to watch actually.

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      3. Tabby‏ @happytabbysmile Jun 22
        Replying to @petegms @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Stupid Russian Deplorable...those children came here without parents and thousands of us spoke up but as always, the dems caved to the Repugnants and those children were sent right back to the hell they came here to escape. What's funny to watch is how ignorant you are.

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      4. Deplorable Russian‏ @petegms Jun 22
        Replying to @happytabbysmile @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        so the democrats that passed obamacare with zero input from repugnants and zero votes from repugnants weren't able to pass amnesty for dreamers and weren't able to pass a law granting amnesty to kids? sounds like your democrats were pretty racist for 2 years.

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      5. Tabby‏ @happytabbysmile Jun 22
        Replying to @petegms @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        And again, you have no idea what you're talking about. This will be your second stupid lie.https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2014/11/20/365519963/obama-will-announce-relief-for-up-to-5-million-immigrants …

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      6. Deplorable Russian‏ @petegms Jun 22
        Replying to @happytabbysmile @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        again - you are posting something that isn't being argued because you are a liberal and can't follow a conversation. When parents with kids are crossing illegally and are caught the law takes the parents into holding and the kids are separated. And yes - obama did separate them

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      7. Tabby‏ @happytabbysmile Jun 22
        Replying to @petegms @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        You're the one not following the conversation which I find particularly moronic since I just replied to your statement that the Dems did nothing to protect immigrants even though, according to you, the dems had the majority. Both Lies that I just called you out on with the above

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      8. Deplorable Russian‏ @petegms Jun 22
        Replying to @happytabbysmile @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        so just out of curiosity - what other laws besides immigration laws should americans ignore because they don't like them? I have a constitutional doesn't say americans need background checks before buying a guy. can I ignore that law like you want to ignore immigration laws.

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      9. Tabby‏ @happytabbysmile Jun 22
        Replying to @petegms @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Number one..asking for asylum is not illegal and Immigration courts aren't courts of law. These people are being held and separated while they go through the process of approval.

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