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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 21

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    Please, please, please, we’re begging you here, just put an end to it immediately.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1009896137103249408 …

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    Report: Make It Stop  https://trib.al/xxC8qTp  pic.twitter.com/iv4gyO3Owm
    8:31 PM - 21 Jun 2018
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    37 replies 786 retweets 3,655 likes
      1. Feral Shouting Yam‏ @pamboy712 Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I never thought The Onion would make me cry. I agree. Make it stop.

        0 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
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      1. Holiday Kirk‏ @HolidayKirk Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/JHgZgVITcm

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      1. Chris Carney‏ @C_R_Carney Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As always, the most accurate news anywhere.

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      2. Bad Headlines‏ @bad_headlines Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please channel all these feelings into action and protest, march, resist.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. magma  📼‏ @dspacefear Jun 21
        Replying to @bad_headlines @TheOnion

        I can do "crying in the bathroom"

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Bad Headlines‏ @bad_headlines Jun 22
        Replying to @dspacefear @TheOnion

        I can do “crying at my desk at work”

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Spooky Jesse  🏳️‍🌈‏ @jessomadic Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We broke The Onion.......HOW? The world has reached a new level of fucked

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Bill Dundulis‏ @DarthBill52 Jun 21
        Replying to @jessomadic @TheOnion

        Yeah I agree. When even the Onion holds its hands up going ....we're done. We have crossed the Rubicon of fucked.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Shadistotle‏ @TheShadedOne Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the best way for me has been to walk into a supernova or headbutt a black hole, whichever is easier for you

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      1. Magical Spooky Space Goat  🏳️‍🌈 🎃‏ @SpaceGoatGuy Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Someone messed with the time line and we are now living in the Onion-verse. There is no escape.

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      1. Dean‏ @deanjoannou7 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @hbryant42

        My God, they broke the Onion

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      1. Luke Moravec‏ @deathdragon007 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We’ve officially broken the onion

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      1. Rsngamer‏ @rsn_gamer Jun 22
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        Report: "Is nuclear annihilation all bad?"

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      1. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 Jun 22
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      1. Anvil 🌖 🖤 🌔‏ @Blood_Feathers Jun 21
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        Daaaaaaaaaamn y'all broke the Onion.

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      1.  🎸‏ @Toffeetim Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Every day I think I can’t be shocked any more by the Trumps........and then...

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      1. bob4‏ @THEbobIV Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If anyone listened to this idea, I'd have left decades ago.

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      1. Comfortably Numb‏ @YGalanter Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cc @TheTweetOfGod just cancel this whole experiment, it's a fiasco.

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      2. Magical Spooky Space Goat  🏳️‍🌈 🎃‏ @SpaceGoatGuy Jun 21
        Replying to @WLatch1 @TheOnion

        I'm literally blinded by yourintelligence. Like...ohOH MY GOD I CAN'T SEE SOMEONE HELP ME HOW AM I TYPING INTELLIGENT CONSERVATIVE WITH MORE THAN TWO BRAIN CELLS BLINDED ME HELP

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      4. Stuart Burnside‏ @stuart_burnside Jun 21
        Replying to @WLatch1 @SpaceGoatGuy @TheOnion

        YoU arE pRoOf

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