I never thought The Onion would make me cry. I agree. Make it stop.
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As always, the most accurate news anywhere.
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Please channel all these feelings into action and protest, march, resist.
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I can do "crying in the bathroom"
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I can do “crying at my desk at work”
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We broke The Onion.......HOW? The world has reached a new level of fucked
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Yeah I agree. When even the Onion holds its hands up going ....we're done. We have crossed the Rubicon of fucked.
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the best way for me has been to walk into a supernova or headbutt a black hole, whichever is easier for you
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Someone messed with the time line and we are now living in the Onion-verse. There is no escape.
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My God, they broke the Onion
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We’ve officially broken the onion
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Report: "Is nuclear annihilation all bad?"
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Daaaaaaaaaamn y'all broke the Onion.
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Every day I think I can’t be shocked any more by the Trumps........and then...
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If anyone listened to this idea, I'd have left decades ago.
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@TheTweetOfGod just cancel this whole experiment, it's a fiasco.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'm literally blinded by yourintelligence. Like...ohOH MY GOD I CAN'T SEE SOMEONE HELP ME HOW AM I TYPING INTELLIGENT CONSERVATIVE WITH MORE THAN TWO BRAIN CELLS BLINDED ME HELP
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YoU arE pRoOf
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