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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 21

    Onion Social CEO Rebukes 480,000 Crimes At International Criminal Tribunal Including Illegal Surveillance, Insider Trading, Mass Murder, Indecent Exposure https://trib.al/0QlXbIv pic.twitter.com/yEA8ofvqEu

    3:03 PM - 21 Jun 2018
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    • Gucci® exoskeleton LA MOTHRA (2-2) Bud the CHUD Louis Valverde Dianna Amick Daniel Ibáñez Greg davidw19 The deadly pen
    17 replies 35 retweets 352 likes
      1. d_s†in.mɅr†iɅn‏ @DustinMartian Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        damn. i met my wife on onion social.

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      1. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://www.theonion.com/genocide-is-such-a-harsh-word-1819583754 …

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      2. peace&love‏ @AmazinglyCali Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can hardly laugh at you Onion anymore, this country is too horrific; #CrimesAgainstHumanity are being committed by the #PussyGrabber Tyrant in the name of Americans everywhere - how can we laugh? #InternationalTribunal #CrimesAgainstHumanity #LockSessionsUp #ImpeachPussyGrabber

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      3. Sylv‏ @JR_sylv Jun 21
        Replying to @AmazinglyCali @TheOnion

        I hope you’re satirical as well.

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      2. G. Willickers‏ @GWillicker8 Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @LoolooMagdalena

        Noting the onion is apparently also part of the basket of compromised media, and this is artfully deflating real major charges that are expected to be leveled (ie human experimentation without consent) @LoolooMagdalena tho honestly it IS quite funny 😆 cc @ericgarland

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      3. G. Willickers‏ @GWillicker8 Jun 21
        Replying to @GWillicker8 @TheOnion and

        By throwing in items for lulz like “indecent exposure” it reduces the shock of the serious ones to laughs. And in so doing reduces overall future reaction to real stories similar, i would reckon.

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      1. Jess‏ @jangmyungsuk19 Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man I already put my social security number in the system GOSH DARN

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      1. Eetwidomayloh Rex‏ @Zegh8578 Jun 22
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        :D

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      1.  🙌 Wu Gambino  🐝‏ @protektyaneck36 Jun 21
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        I doesn't seem to fit with the other. 💭

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      1. Bronzy‏ @Bronzy77609462 Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is so funny! I ❤ the things that are so far out n btw this was started 1 wk ago Lol! During this time of true horror we need to laugh.

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      1. Melanie McDonald‏ @meljmcd Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least he always clicks on the link. . . (Love you guys!) 💚

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      1. Rm‏ @Kronless2 Jun 21
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        Fake news. He’s innocent.

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      1. cosmicrob‏ @cosmicrob Jun 21
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        he’s running

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      1. Elizabeth Clark‏ @Elizabe7743976 Jun 21
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        Well at this point that kind of thing is downright presidential

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      1. Taylor Gland‏ @lolrw Jun 21
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        you mean 'rebuts'

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      1. John Abbott‏ @loungelizard77 Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        About ten years ago, my brother and his friends busted Sarah Palin spying at a Democratic event in New Hampshire. She was so embarrassed! Everybody lies, everybody dies!

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      1. Greg‏ @Greg_NJ Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So no IPO? Dammit

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      1. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese Jun 21
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        They put him in a different room, apparently

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