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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 21

    Report: Your Father Currently Typing ‘Naked Women’ Into Yahoo Images Search Bar https://trib.al/h2nSdbr pic.twitter.com/oCqzwQrzrF

    2:32 PM - 21 Jun 2018
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    24 replies 117 retweets 764 likes
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      2. paige  🎃‏ @BonerWizard Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        no my dad got way more specific than this

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. E Gritty‏ @EDLPhD Jun 21
        Replying to @BonerWizard @TheOnion

        Profile pic checks out, Mr. Pizza Anal

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Popper‏ @PoppertheCat Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ask Jeeves: where can I find pretty ladies?

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      1. FLAZ‏ @FLAZ_TUBE Jun 26

        Because he is a dad

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      2. Jon Petersen‏ @jonpete69 Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I typed in Barenaked Ladies. I got the theme song for The Big Bang Theory

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. David Wegmuller‏ @dwegmull Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        good to know he finally moved on from Altavista...

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      1. Dalton Boon, Ph.D‏ @Lexiconic_Rigor Jun 21
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        My uncle forgot to clear his search history. 'Sexual massage' is his x-rated search of choice

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      1. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Jun 21
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        This just in: MILFs found in internet search may not, in fact, be mothers at all.

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      1. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "You keep that up, son, you're going to go blind." "Hey dad, I'm over here!"

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What are the other 9 fingers up to?

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      1. 🆈🆄‏ @9task9 Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you Onion Social for this privy information.

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      1. Johnnew Archibald‏ @SMGJohn_EU Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least he is not searching petite naked women into bing search engine

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      1. Elizabeth Clark‏ @Elizabe7743976 Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yahoo?!?!?😤 I cannot believe you would even insinuate such a thing! We are civilised people and we google damnit!

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      2.  ☠ Vladimir Fearminov  ☠‏ @MarxmanKomarov Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CwAKS74

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      3. Damien Conito‏ @CwAKS74 Jun 22
        Replying to @MarxmanKomarov @TheOnion

        de koi

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      4.  ☠ Vladimir Fearminov  ☠‏ @MarxmanKomarov Jun 22
        Replying to @CwAKS74 @TheOnion

        Ça m'a fait pensé à ton père

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      5.  ☠ Vladimir Fearminov  ☠‏ @MarxmanKomarov Jun 22
        Replying to @MarxmanKomarov @CwAKS74

        Penser

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