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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 21

    Report: Make It Stop  https://trib.al/xxC8qTp pic.twitter.com/iv4gyO3Owm

    1:29 PM - 21 Jun 2018
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    69 replies 2,191 retweets 6,183 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Harry‏ @DocEgonSpengler Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Great job, America. You’ve broken it. You’ve broken the Onion.

        1 reply 38 retweets 344 likes
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      2. Michael Ewing‏ @mewing23 Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sorry, Onion, but the world has out-Onioned you

        2 replies 17 retweets 429 likes
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      2. Vincent Van Cock‏ @z0mbyw00f Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why did she wear that?: Because "I don't give a fuck" would have been too vulgar...

        1 reply 6 retweets 85 likes
      3. annie_who‏ @anniewho9 Jun 21
        Replying to @z0mbyw00f @TheOnion

        For this administration? I dont know if there's such a thing for them 😕

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Ingvald Akbar‏ @ingvald29 Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When even the Onion can’t keep up

        0 replies 4 retweets 231 likes
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      2. RandyMcTavish‏ @seagullswim Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It will eventually stop in 2020.

        4 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
      3. Rose Drew‏ @RoseBoneCrone Jun 21
        Replying to @seagullswim @TheOnion

        Or, 2018 if ppl VOTE

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Rose Drew‏ @RoseBoneCrone Jun 22
        Replying to @RoseBoneCrone @seagullswim @TheOnion

        If you don't vote, you're permitting #ComplicitGOP to 1. promote gun violence 2. destroy women's rights 3. remove LGBTQA* rights 4. continue hateful policies against refugees and PoC You don't like what's going on? #Resist AND #VoteBlue

        4 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
      5. who was phone‏ @xXx_Gay42069_xX Jun 22
        Replying to @RoseBoneCrone @seagullswim @TheOnion

        i hope you all are aware that a lot of these issues are systemic and won’t go away once a democrat is elected

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. RandyMcTavish‏ @seagullswim Jun 22
        Replying to @xXx_Gay42069_xX @RoseBoneCrone @TheOnion

        True, but Democrat or Republican, any President who doesn't tweet endless streams of bullshit will allow the general volume of crap to be reduced to a more tolerable level.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. who was phone‏ @xXx_Gay42069_xX Jun 22
        Replying to @seagullswim @RoseBoneCrone @TheOnion

        not really, trump broadcasting his atrocities isn’t that much worse than democrats committing theirs quietly

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. molly‏ @AtMollyAtHome Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is "report: make it stop" the new "'no way to prevent this'"

        0 replies 2 retweets 74 likes
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      1. Josephus‏ @littlebobamemes Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this loss?

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      1. Greigames‏ @GreigAmes Jun 21
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        Is this loss

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      1. a very spooky Jay  👻‏ @Jayveesto Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        are...are you guys okay? 😨

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      2. Martha Gonzalez‏ @mgm2309 Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop talking about what she wore. She's a puppet on a string. Who cares!. Not giving it a second thought.

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Shaun‏ @Acharenus Jun 21
        Replying to @mgm2309 @TheOnion

        It's possible to note how soul-less all Trumps and everyone around them are and still be just as angry at concentration camps. In fact contrary to some, I would argue the former helps fuel the latter.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Martha Gonzalez‏ @mgm2309 Jun 21
        Replying to @Acharenus @TheOnion

        Yes! That's the point! Their soul-less behaviour should serve as fuel for us to continue the fight for THE CHILDREN!!! no matter what she wears. She knew what she was doing. She's a smart woman. Let's not get distracted. That's all I'm saying.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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