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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 21

    Podcaster Makes Solemn Promise To Improve Sound Quality Next Episode https://trib.al/pHfCfWm pic.twitter.com/PcrLQndJTu

    7:23 AM - 21 Jun 2018
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      2. Brian Krans‏ @citizenkrans Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Step 1: Record using headphones. Step 2: Plug in mic.

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. Scaremy Troia‏ @jeremy_troia Jun 21
        Replying to @citizenkrans @TheOnion

        Step 3: Talk about rollerblading.

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      2. corpse reviver #2  🏴‏ @inalonelyplace_ Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ShutdownFullcas

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      3. Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only CFB podcast‏ @ShutdownFullcas Jun 21
        Replying to @inalonelyplace_ @TheOnion

        Couldn't be us

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Haysoos‏ @OmVArvind Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ElEzrah @KiyanSo

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      3. Gabe Lezra‏ @ElEzrah Jun 21
        Replying to @OmVArvind @TheOnion @KiyanSo

        pic.twitter.com/yLbqtEW2mw

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      1. alex‏ @alexfadell Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Until someone donates to my patreon I’m going to be using this 15 dollar wal-mart mic”

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Tom Schoenborn‏ @TommyStryker Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He could start by speaking into the correct SIDE of the microphone...just ask @HGRevTaco 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Taco‏ @HGRevTaco Jun 21
        Replying to @TommyStryker @TheOnion

        Just as WWE superstars watch TV to the side, I learned that’s how to talk into some microphones as well.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Eric Thelen‏ @EricThelen Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perhaps he should reach out to sound quality extraordinaire @tyhildenbrandt

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Ty Hildenbrandt‏Verified account @tyhildenbrandt Jun 21
        Replying to @EricThelen

        This is the best. I just immediate retweet this article.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. CFB Bros Podcast‏ @CFBbros Jun 21
        Replying to @tyhildenbrandt @EricThelen

        just replace a Blue Yeti in the image and it’s perfect.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Pro B‏ @UnrealPros Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That next episode never arrives!

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      2. Michael H. Weber‏Verified account @thisisweber Jun 21
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        *cough* @LostNAmericaPod *cough*

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Lost In America‏ @LostNAmericaPod Jun 21
        Replying to @thisisweber @TheOnion

        Thanks for listening! We love our fans!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Samuel Clemens non Papa‏ @lanzknecht17 Jun 21
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        Listeners gotta just chill until that Dollar Shave Club $$$ rolls in.

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      1. Brian Louis‏ @brian_louis28 Jun 21
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        @thegrapeofrath @Dodan91 @hunter_zach72

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      2. Kavi Gupta‏ @kavikavigupta Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TandtheB I'm pretty sure they're speaking directly to you (and I do mean your tantheb account, that show was like 70% Bible and 30% Thomas has audio issues)

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Thomas Smith‏ @TandtheB Jun 21
        Replying to @kavikavigupta @TheOnion

        how dare you. My audio was leaps and bounds ahead of other people at that time lol. I think I just had one issue where the interface I was using was clicking here and there.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Kavi Gupta‏ @kavikavigupta Jun 21
        Replying to @TandtheB @TheOnion

        Your audio was fine, the 30% was you saying it wasn't

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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