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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 20

    Laid-Back Company Allows Employees To Work From Home After 6 P.M. https://trib.al/UvA8S35 pic.twitter.com/07sbO5RLIT

    7:25 PM - 20 Jun 2018
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    41 replies 733 retweets 4,238 likes
      1. Dana Timmons‏ @dana_timmons Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I enjoy my 8 hr work day so much, when I get home, I just don't want it to end.

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      1. Alvin Vista‏ @alvin_vista Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        with 1 hour dinner breaks too?pic.twitter.com/SEp2fp5WPr

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      1. just austin  🍁‏ @TGDaustin Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        woah glad amazon is cutting back

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      1. Shaun Ladymon‏ @shaunladymon Jun 20
        Replying to @thejtate @TheOnion

        Yep

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      1. Mae Anderson‏Verified account @Maetron Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it Onion Social?

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      2. Mizzlepalooza‏ @Mizzle31 Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yep, my last boss quietly "encouraged" this and I was "so smart", I wasted 10 years of my professional life thinking one day I would be rewarded. In the end I was finally rewarded...when I quit and my boss lost his mind with anger.

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      3. Frank Grimes‏ @FrankGrimes33 Jun 21
        Replying to @Mizzle31 @TheOnion

        Mizzle, no lie, I totally thought about you when I read this last night!

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      2. Heather MacPhail‏ @HeatherMacPhai3 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @gehringdc

        "Allows" makes it sound like the employee "wants" to work after 6.00 p.m. "Laid Back" More like "exploiting" Allowing employees to take work home simply means the employer gets more hours of work out of the employee for FREE Then they even spin it to make themselves look cool

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      3. ⫷ 🦕 Antifa-Millenial-BernieBro-Syndicalist  👾⫸  ☣‏ @DanmanEllen Jun 21
        Replying to @HeatherMacPhai3 @TheOnion @gehringdc

        This is The Onion. It's a satire publication. They're making a social commentary on the state of working conditions in the United States.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Heather MacPhail‏ @HeatherMacPhai3 Jun 21
        Replying to @DanmanEllen @TheOnion @gehringdc

        I figured it after I read other people's comments.

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      1. William Crawford‏ @Will14d Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Another Corporate perk for workers...🤣

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      1. Daniel Kipping  🔜 PAXAus‏ @DanKipping Jun 20
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        @mabster @Hairyman81 @tobin @fordy_justagun

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      1. AbbyZabby‏ @PeaceAndAbby Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is not even a joke. when I interviewed with eBay few years ago and I had a young baby, I asked them if they had a work from policy. The response was : of course! every one works from home during weekends! (it was a serious reply)

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      1. Mark Jansen  🌹 #YesOn10‏ @MarkJan423 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God, the Onion has gotten so spicy since y'all unionised, and I LOVE it.

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      1. Auntie Ann‏ @c38372346 Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @Communism_Kills

        And on weekends, too!

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Jun 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And they better answer emails from the boss!pic.twitter.com/1xLuSBoeGu

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      1. Laura Duhan-Kaplan‏ @OnSophiaStreet Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Welcome to my life.

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      1. Dactylion‏ @RaisedDactylion Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I resemble that remark

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      1. Matthew Feller‏ @mwfeller Jun 20
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        "Times, they are a-changin." - Walter Mathau, 2014

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