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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 20

    Political Scientists Baffled By Trump’s Ability To End Something He Had No Control Over Just Days Ago https://trib.al/Cji6u4B pic.twitter.com/uRGSB2CkDd

    3:30 PM - 20 Jun 2018
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    123 replies 5,715 retweets 15,466 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Daryl Stokes‏ @dstokes11 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@POTUS has no control over the complete lack of movement by the Dim leadership, so he had to provide a TEMPORARY solution. Dims need to get off their a$$ and support a permanent legislative solution instead of incessant stalling and whining. #MAGA

        14 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Josh Peart‏ @peart93 Jun 20
        Replying to @dstokes11 @TheOnion @POTUS

        I didn’t realize the Democrats had a majority in Congress. I was under the impression that republicans control all three branches of government at the moment. It’s shameful to use child abuse as political leverage for a wall anyways.

        2 replies 6 retweets 170 likes
      4. Daryl Stokes‏ @dstokes11 Jun 20
        Replying to @peart93 @TheOnion @POTUS

        Surely you realize a simple majority gains nothing when Dims stonewall all efforts with 100% compliance. It's a disgrace. Not to mention the Obama cage pictures are worse and not staged. Selective outrage is what is really shameful.

        9 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Josh Peart‏ @peart93 Jun 20
        Replying to @dstokes11 @TheOnion @POTUS

        If you think the photos were staged, and the children were crisis actors, than there’s no sense in speaking with you.

        3 replies 3 retweets 116 likes
      6. Daryl Stokes‏ @dstokes11 Jun 20
        Replying to @peart93 @TheOnion @POTUS

        Children were real. Cages were real. It's just that they were American kids, placed there by their parents while they went and protested in Texas. You can't make this stuff up.

        18 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Josh Peart‏ @peart93 Jun 20
        Replying to @dstokes11 @TheOnion @POTUS

        😂 Oh my..

        3 replies 0 retweets 51 likes
      8. Secret Yellowstone‏ @SecretYellowstn Jun 20
        Replying to @peart93 @dstokes11 and

        lmfao A guy literally making shit up says, "You can't make this stuff up" Lololololol

        1 reply 1 retweet 90 likes
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      2. iMacbro‏ @iMackbro Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I bet it was the Democrats that told him he couldn’t do it and so he did it #reversepsychology

        1 reply 3 retweets 21 likes
      3. AussieApathy‏ @AussieApathy Jun 21
        Replying to @iMackbro @TheOnion

        Maybe they should tell him he can't resign.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      4. iMacbro‏ @iMackbro Jun 21
        Replying to @AussieApathy @TheOnion

        Hey let’s not forget who succeeds him. The country would be a lot worse off I promise that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Brandon Horan‏ @brandon_r_horan Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If I purposely break something, and then fix it, does that make me a hero? Asking for a president

        2 replies 14 retweets 98 likes
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      2. Conviction & Courage‏ @Michaela_S_C Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @MichaelZampogna

        Never forget Trump's worst lie. The mother of all lies. 'I, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.'

        1 reply 6 retweets 29 likes
      3. Debbie Olivares‏ @Olivares5Debbie Jun 23
        Replying to @Michaela_S_C @TheOnion @MichaelZampogna

        Trump is still protecting my rights to own a gun.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Michael Zampogna‏ @MichaelZampogna Jun 23
        Replying to @Olivares5Debbie @Michaela_S_C @TheOnion

        I guess I've been triggered...

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Coupler‏ @CouplerMusic Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion spits truth.

        0 replies 0 retweets 67 likes
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      1. FMT‏ @FinMktTrader Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        turning to Scatologists for assistance

        0 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
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      2. Michael‏ @mikeyhaggard Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this isn't even satire anymore

        1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
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