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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 20

    Americans Finally Recognize Own Country Again After President Does Half-Assed Job Walking Back Humanitarian Crimes https://trib.al/Eno3iqo pic.twitter.com/p7hR2QE7cG

    1:21 PM - 20 Jun 2018
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    77 replies 2,514 retweets 7,766 likes
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      2. Zane Knight‏ @_zck2020 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well that wasn't transparently biased and unfunny at all.

        19 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      3. 𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙀★𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙈𝙋𝟳‏ @Warchamp7 Jun 20
        Replying to @_zck2020 @TheOnion

        you must be new here

        1 reply 0 retweets 82 likes
      4. The way it works‏ @thatisitnow Jun 20
        Replying to @Warchamp7 @_zck2020 @TheOnion

        No, probably just stupid.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Gaston‏ @Gastonwnc Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Confused Reader Unable to Tell Satire from Real News Anymore.

        0 replies 2 retweets 101 likes
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      1. Lou‏ @DigglerUK Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Most honest headline I've seen today.

        0 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
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      1. Dave Randall‏ @DaveRandall101 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that his signature or the results of a post-McDonald's EKG?

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      1. MrsBloodCurdlingShrieks‏ @mrsbshi Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        MrsBloodCurdlingShrieks Retweeted The Onion

        is actually the only national news source doing any justice to our current situationhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1009531615180152832 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Americans Finally Recognize Own Country Again After President Does Half-Assed Job Walking Back Humanitarian Crimes https://trib.al/Eno3iqo  pic.twitter.com/p7hR2QE7cG
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      1. Justin V‏ @jvukoder Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know our times are dark when the Onion goes fully factual.

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. Michael Burger‏ @The_MichaelB Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When the onion starts reporting actual news

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Child Protective Services does this on a daily basis, ripping kids from their homes sans any extraneous legal authority and places them in Foster Care.

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Jun 20
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion

        Call me crazy but when you're neglecting or outright abusing your kids that more or less justifies having your kids taken away. And even then this doesn't always happen which leads to kids dying.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Adan M‏ @adanmourino Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Admit it people. Trump just loves signing Executive orders

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Joe Makepeace‏ @Joe_Makepeace Jun 20
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        Someone will have to tell @POTUS @RealDonad_Trump eventually. Let’s hope it’s one of those children he has had locked up & separated from their parents that tells him.pic.twitter.com/PaJ2OI9kci

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      1. d_s†in.mɅr†iɅn‏ @DustinMartian Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        genius

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      2. justfornaps‏ @EllieElliePants Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When did the onion start doing real stories

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Bobcatt70‏ @kevinthedog_og Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To bad congress pushed there job onto someone else

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese Jun 20
        Replying to @kevinthedog_og @TheOnion

        Trump could have changed the policy whenever he wanted. He didn't even need to sign an executive order.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Bobcatt70‏ @kevinthedog_og Jun 20
        Replying to @AMReese @TheOnion

        It's the job of congress. Period. Change the law. They all are worried about votes. Wise up

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese Jun 20
        Replying to @kevinthedog_og @TheOnion

        It's not a law. It's a policy that Trump could change at any time. Wise up.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Bobcatt70‏ @kevinthedog_og Jun 20
        Replying to @AMReese @TheOnion

        Wise up it is a law educate yourself

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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