I would love to meet that guy. Says lot of interesting things.
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I like how he frequently changes names and jobs, he’s a jack of all trades.
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I think I speak for most of the US when I say death right now would definitely be a gift
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Onion should start a social network
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Daryl added: Mark Zuckerberg got under The Onion’s skin. LOL.
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I don’t even have anything to say to this
@TheOnion Gods, it’s just true

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