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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 20

    This Week's Editorial Cartoon: "Best In-Tent Shuns" https://trib.al/Vs2n61k pic.twitter.com/470WzKPzvX

    9:47 AM - 20 Jun 2018
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    • Pierre-Simon Laplace Kasumi Layne-Stasik Monica namelessfornow Carolus Augustus Ninja-Boots don't care. Scary Barry 💀 Abhigna Kakara Chris Allsopp
    14 replies 125 retweets 503 likes
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      2. ((KevFromTex))‏ @sturgidcyclist Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seriously? You guys cropped out the punchline. How old is the onion twitter staff?

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3.  🎃callowGuru 🎃‏ @callowGuru Jun 20
        Replying to @sturgidcyclist @TheOnion

        Forces a clickthrough

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Grin‏ @scgrin51 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That caricature looks like Trump or Hillary depending on who you are thinking about when you look at it.

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      1. Gabe, the Babe‏ @GrassyGabe Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        1-877-Kamps4Kids

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      2. Dave [H 😬DL] Matherly‏ @Dave_Matherly Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        except arab kids they get blown up by her, obomber, W (the village idiot), Agent Orange.. doesn't matter. We pick and choose which kids to pretend to care about, depending on how we fell at the moment And we kill children in other countries ON A DAILY BASIS. Don't pretend to care

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      3. Lofi Chill Hip Hop Beats Industrial Complex‏ @sloppykissesfr2 Jun 20
        Replying to @Dave_Matherly @TheOnion

        This is the onion. It's a satrical news site

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      1. Kris French‏ @Turtl3Up Jun 20
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        too sad to be funny

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      1. Dick Johnson‏ @THEdickjohnson Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not Onion-like, go back to being funny please.

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      1. Logan Collins‏ @logancollins262 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was this written before or after Laura Ingraham called them summer camps. If it’s before then this is really depressing

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      2. JAKtms‏ @JAKtms_Official Jun 20
        Replying to @annieag88 @TheOnion

        We didn't separate kids from their parents when Obama was president this is a Trump era policy.

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      1. TOONS MAG‏ @toonsmag Jun 20
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        Like it! We would like to invite you to visit our cartoons. http://www.toonsmag.com/2017/02/trump-for-mexico.html …

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 20
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        Trump deserves the "Kim Jong-un Humanitarian Prize" for this.

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      1. ksewell‏ @KimiSewell Jun 20
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        Spot on. Now he will want the children to come visit at the White House so he can explain to them how he saved them.

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