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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 18

      Onion Social CEO: ‘We’re Proud To Announce The First Genital Recognition Software’ https://trib.al/7DiNai6 pic.twitter.com/GqwXBY0wSt

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 20

      UPDATE: Onion Social announced today that the site was recently victim to a massive security breach, compromising millions of users’ genitals. More info:https://www.theonion.com/onion-social-ceo-we-re-proud-to-announce-the-first-ge-1826907537 …

      9:18 AM - 20 Jun 2018
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        2. Jaxson‏ @KenjonBurner Jun 20
          Replying to @TheOnion

          NBD. I’ve always felt my genitals were compromised anyway.

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
        3. Awsisazeen‏ @Awsisazeen Jun 20
          Replying to @KenjonBurner @TheOnion

          r/suicidebywords

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Greg Durrett‏ @gdurrett Jun 20
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Glad you had the balls to own up to this.

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        1. Jim Caron‏ @Jim_Caron Jun 20
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Were my genitals hacked? Do I need to send you a new picture like every few weeks to protect my genital data? ANSWER ME GODDAMMIT!!!

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        1. battlebottle‏ @battlebottle Jun 20
          Replying to @TheOnion

          IPO when?

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        2. Eric Weinberger‏ @eric_weinberger Jun 20
          Replying to @TheOnion

          tweets only 7 minutes apart.

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        3. no context el show de toloc‏ @toloc Jun 20
          Replying to @eric_weinberger @TheOnion

          And two days.

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        1. Kev‏ @kantHANdlekev Jun 20
          Replying to @TheOnion

          LMAO this site is too much sometimes

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        1. Alan I‏ @Wevligear Jun 21
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Any chance of moving onion social stuff to it's own channel? It's not doing it for me. You're trying a bit too hard to be funny with this. Maybe its the frequency of tweets about it

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        1. Jack Dole‏ @TheNorseGodTyr Jun 20
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Can we have a privacy feature that keeps Onion social from going thru our phone hard drive for our genital pictures?

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        1. Wade Alan Heineman‏ @WadeHeineman Jun 20
          Replying to @TheOnion

          this guy in the pic - looks lime he does compromise many peoples' genitals

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        1. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac Jun 20
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          This is really embarrassing. I mean, personally....

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        1. Lina‏ @angelina_boeva Jun 20
          Replying to @TheOnion

          At least they can't recognize you by your genitalia... Or... Can they? 😱

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        1. steven pettis‏ @Dillydally367 Jun 20
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          I can't wait for your apology ad on Hulu

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        1. Lycan Lesbian‏ @gaykarliah Jun 20
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          Finally!

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        1. PEDRO CHAO 晁‏ @PedroDavid_CHAO Jun 20
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          the chills 🐳pic.twitter.com/Eatztw4gSw

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        2. Bubbleboy Bigboy‏ @BigBubbleLad Jun 20
          Replying to @TheOnion

          good I like it when they watch

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        3. Hesitant Spookyphant‏ @Trunkulent Jun 20
          Replying to @BigBubbleLad @TheOnion

          Name checks out

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