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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 20

    Nation Down To Last Hundred Grown-Ups https://trib.al/SrAW1rO pic.twitter.com/KdkuIBkKXz

    5:53 AM - 20 Jun 2018
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      2. Sorcerer Deluxe‏ @SorcererDeluxe Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We need to develop renewable grown-ups.

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      1. Cynper2‏ @cynper2 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @minyoonkis 😄

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      1. Nicky‏ @ManicWest Jun 20
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        When satire and reality are too hard to tell apart

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      1. つ‏ @TatsuyaOrimura Jun 20
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        The KND are winning

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      2. SHARON CHANG‏ @Portia72307 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly not even one can be found at a university.

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      3. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jun 20
        Replying to @Portia72307 @TheOnion

        Or in the government.

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      2.  🦇 Amethyst  🎃‏ @AmethystRuby7 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When did the onion start posting true articles??!! 🤔🤔

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      2. Discard Capitalism‏ @IsotopeC14 Jun 20
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        Yeah, I had to move to Germany, thanks #Capitalism.

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      4. Discard Capitalism‏ @IsotopeC14 Jun 20
        Replying to @Aaron____S @TheOnion

        Um, I do cardiology research. I'm employed here doing that - no secret about the # of your followers, lmao.

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      1. Cynthia Price-Habber‏ @cp57461 Jun 28
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        I love this.

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      1. Fabio Polidori‏ @Cirunz Jun 20
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        You need to run faster: reality is getting closer and closer

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 20
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        Maturity is a state of mind

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      1. G'berry‏ @rangran Jun 20
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        ...none of whom currently hold public office.

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna Jun 20
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        Maybe Alexa can take their place.

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      1. Im Over‏ @ImOverIt69 Jun 20
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        When did The Onion start doing true pieces?? I have always looked to you all to provide me humor. 😀😜

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      1. 'Mbassie The News Cat One Small Mew‏ @DeinhardtTimea Jun 20
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