We need to develop renewable grown-ups.
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When satire and reality are too hard to tell apart
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The KND are winning
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Sadly not even one can be found at a university.
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Or in the government.
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When did the onion start posting true articles??!!


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Yeah, I had to move to Germany, thanks
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Um, I do cardiology research. I'm employed here doing that - no secret about the # of your followers, lmao.
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I love this.
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You need to run faster: reality is getting closer and closer
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Maturity is a state of mind
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...none of whom currently hold public office.
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Maybe Alexa can take their place.
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When did The Onion start doing true pieces?? I have always looked to you all to provide me humor.

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