Ouch. Too close to home.
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Amen. (* I mean... whaaaaaaaaat....???).
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Great last line.


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“Those close to the Rafterys are also said to have mistakenly referred to their paralyzing fear of being alone as ‘true love’.”
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I thought The Onion is supposed to be satirical. This is just stating a fact.
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Pretty vicious but true?
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...kinda dark with the humor here, but I’ll allow it
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Lower risk vs. being single at an unattractive age.
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why is the onion promoting individualistic, unrealistic, & selfish romance ideology The onion stands for FAMILY values
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Hey don't ask me to fart in the box and not mail to my neighbor
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i think length and quality , made for each other
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oh snap...
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Top notch Friday night till Sunday Morning
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SNAPPED.
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Sweet. Congratulations you 2!
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Why everyone pressed
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You guys knocking it out of the park. Thanks! It's a nice smile between dying children and psychopathic capitalist leaders.
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This is an easy mistake to make
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Selfish Boomers rejoice..
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