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I’ve never been more certain of a 40 year old virgin in my life.
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Psst. He’s only 32.
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Call it foreshadowing.
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Yup. Give it some time.
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Ahh, it's good that I can still laugh and be disgusted by Stephen Miller at the same time
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Thought this was real for second til I read it was the onion then I was like “meh it’s prolly still true”
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He needs to submit to
@Ancestry DNA, cuz that boy is gonna be surprised. He grew up in Southern California? Orange County? He ain't as white as he wants to be ....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Why won’t his shirts fit right?
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The chest sinks when the heart dissolves. Hard to tailor for that.
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Once again, The Onion called it firsthttps://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/06/stephen-miller-family-separation-white-house …
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Guys, I know that you only publish satirical news, but this one is not crazy enough to be satire. It actually makes you look like you’re breaking character and publishing a factual story...



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I love the Onion, but enough with the lazy writing of the easy joke. Expand your comedy a smidge.
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There is something wrong with you people!!



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I’m electing to believe this
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Sad thing is, I believe SM would actually say this. He is the
#SpawnOfSatanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Top blockchain technology is
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Obama is even more so...
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