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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 19

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    “It’s unacceptable that this so-called news organization saw fit to foist this total tease of a clip on the American public. I’ve listened to this recording dozens and dozens of times in the past day, and it’s just simply nowhere near enough to scratch the itch.”https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1009140788297691137 …

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    Stephen Miller Furious At ProPublica For Only Releasing 7-Minute Recording Of Immigrant Children Sobbing https://trib.al/TULD33X  pic.twitter.com/2c0aeDMim2
    7:44 PM - 19 Jun 2018
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      1. Independent.GOP & Pissed‏ @dpharp Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #StephenMillerpic.twitter.com/hVACHJGnwH

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      2. Michael‏ @zankoverymuch Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’ve never been more certain of a 40 year old virgin in my life.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. nomdeplum‏ @kcrhyne Jun 19
        Replying to @zankoverymuch @TheOnion

        Psst. He’s only 32.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Michael‏ @zankoverymuch Jun 19
        Replying to @kcrhyne @TheOnion

        Call it foreshadowing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. nomdeplum‏ @kcrhyne Jun 19
        Replying to @zankoverymuch @TheOnion

        Yup. Give it some time.

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      1. Eva Munet‏ @Pennywize992000 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ahh, it's good that I can still laugh and be disgusted by Stephen Miller at the same time

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      1. Gary R.  🃏‏ @GaryDR27 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thought this was real for second til I read it was the onion then I was like “meh it’s prolly still true”

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      1. Inkedbettie Thanks for a great Season WynonnaEarp‏ @paranormalinpdx Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He needs to submit to @Ancestry DNA, cuz that boy is gonna be surprised. He grew up in Southern California? Orange County? He ain't as white as he wants to be ....

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      2. Lee Broxson‏ @Kujakuseki Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why won’t his shirts fit right?

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      3.  🎃[Very Clever Halloween Name] 👻‏ @Jessicknits Jun 20
        Replying to @Kujakuseki @TheOnion

        The chest sinks when the heart dissolves. Hard to tailor for that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Jeff Mosenkis‏ @mosenkis Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Once again, The Onion called it firsthttps://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/06/stephen-miller-family-separation-white-house …

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      1. DFRK Hunter‏ @DannyFRK Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guys, I know that you only publish satirical news, but this one is not crazy enough to be satire. It actually makes you look like you’re breaking character and publishing a factual story... 😐😐😐😐

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      1. Brian Smith‏ @BVTech Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love the Onion, but enough with the lazy writing of the easy joke. Expand your comedy a smidge.

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      1. THE VOICE OF OPTIMUS PRIME‏ @liquidgrammar Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There is something wrong with you people!! 😂😂😂😂

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      1. Cynthia Kelley‏ @yellowbirdcjk Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m electing to believe this

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      1. Maggie‏ @maggiemae802 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad thing is, I believe SM would actually say this. He is the #SpawnOfSatan

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      1. Harry Owens‏ @OHarry1995 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Top blockchain technology is #DeepOnion @DeepOnionx $ONION

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      1. Dr.MoJo‏ @AinleyMojo Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Obama is even more so...

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