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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 19

    ‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago https://trib.al/iTJZKdK pic.twitter.com/cArFvdVISI

    4:19 PM - 19 Jun 2018
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    • Paddy PK Teller🇳🇱 My political leanings. 🦇HURT👻 lettuce 🕸🍂Spooky Fiona 🎃👻 Corporate Scribbles Supreme Kierkegarch Jack Buchanan 🌹
    42 replies 1,085 retweets 5,377 likes
      1.  🎃‏ @jacklmoore Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/0RQMPIbs6W

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      1. MARTIN ERLIĆ  🌿 🇭🇷‏ @SeloSlav Jun 19
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        @bronzeagemantispic.twitter.com/tFlexPCWky

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      1. Feucke‏ @Feuckeforter Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is the best story I have ever read

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Jun 19
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        People have fought to evolve society to the point where they are obsolete.

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      2.  👁️BigBroKnows 👁️‏ @panos941 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @czechalexa

        This story has depth that wasn't intentional, but gives credence to Buchwald's observation of last century.pic.twitter.com/F8b67hB2A4

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
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      1. Robert‏ @rsemenof Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe he still is, what are his sales figures?

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      1. flawless baguettes‏ @unrivaledaf Jun 19
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        This shit broke me lmaoopic.twitter.com/cUIZ9tDFq7

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      2. Josh Dykstra‏ @jdyk1030 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nate_daling

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Nate‏ @nate_daling Jun 19
        Replying to @jdyk1030 @TheOnion

        This article speaks to me in ways I didn't think it would. I have so much wasted potential

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Matt‏ @_CallMeMatt Jun 19
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        Slaying sales not dragons

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      2. Will Carter‏ @WillTCarter Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not only does the pic look like @TommyHacksaw , but the description of his potential ancestry is spot on as well!

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Tommy Hackenbruck‏ @TommyHacksaw Jun 21
        Replying to @WillTCarter @TheOnion

        Lol I do know my stain resistant fabric. The irony is as I finished reading I was literally pulling back the plastic film on my microwave breakfast. #2000yearstoolate

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Aurelian‏ @HandOnHilt Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ancient men conquered cities put them to the sword and fire, meanwhile you work at FURNITURE STORE and try to sell "love seat"...

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Dr. Satoshi Fr0wgamoto‏ @frowg1e Jun 19
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        wow...this is deep

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      1. €ricÏdlefan‏ @DrColinfan Jun 19
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        Well, 4,000 years ago, he would have been a GIANT!

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      2. rad3xl‏ @rad3xl Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He also would have died at the age of 23 (if he was very lucky).

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Moderate Conservative  👩‍⚖️‏ @Belisarius2017 Jun 19
        Replying to @rad3xl @TheOnion

        Better than never having lived

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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