I like to use onions as glasses so that all i see are onions
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This one isn't satire for me. This is real.
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The Onion is going hard at Facebook lately
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Not satire, truth. The Onion's job is so hard these days. Welcome to Idiocracy!
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The Onion is the only place reporting real news stories.
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Onions have layers.
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Hey, are you a park-? Oh damn now I've been caught.
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Indeed
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That's a pretty low bar, tbh...
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I couldn't sign up for Onion Social...
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Study Suggests Punch To Face 3000 Times More Satisfying To Receive Than Facebook Notifications.
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I new this as soon as
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I’ll drink to that




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I concur. Probably due to the fact that your notifications mean something infinitely more hilarious is coming my way.
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Really
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