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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 19

    Users Explain What They Love About Onion Socialpic.twitter.com/vVG35qTVXy

    2:36 PM - 19 Jun 2018
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    • Story Sleep Pierre-Simon Laplace Kasumi Layne-Stasik Frankie Mulcare dumb fuck Neo Mark Thormahlen Lord IngAbout Douglas Fraser
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      1. Liberty Prime‏ @LibertyPrimeUSA Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion Social has many layers.

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      1. Forrest Ferguson‏ @downasaur Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey @TheOnion , my wound, it requires salt

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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks but I don't need another Facebook,

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      3. Phil Pearson‏ @PhilWPearson Jun 19
        Replying to @donholley0 @TheOnion

        That's the joke, the Onion is attacking FB for siphoning off traffic to their page/site

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Jun 19
        Replying to @PhilWPearson @TheOnion

        Yes I know. I was being ironical. 😉

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      5. Phil Pearson‏ @PhilWPearson Jun 19
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        👍

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      1. Jim Harmes‏ @JRArmes Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I like the diversity of middle finger emojis. Inclusion is important.

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      1. Jim Mason‏ @JimBobgraholski Jun 19
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        This was excellent. Loved the site "registration" questions too. Fun times.

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      1. 5'9" and mediocre‏ @hurgus_burgus Jun 19
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        normally im mad at shameless self promotion, but i cant be mad at this its too hilarious😂😂😂

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      2. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I’ll just go ahead and admit, I work for you guys, but I’m just on #OnionFacebook for the drugs Man. Mind if I do a J?pic.twitter.com/Fp6gALkpLo

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      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jun 19
        Replying to @Jwitt777 @TheOnion

        I will do an interview as well as long as it doesn’t interfere with league play, if it does then I’m outpic.twitter.com/638wkdLouG

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      1. Albert S. Kim‏ @albertSkim Jun 20
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        Bert84@gmail.com

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      1. Joe Klug‏ @JoeBobTNVS Jun 19
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        So I filled out your application but I got denied. I don’t know what I could’ve done wrong. When asked which hate group I identify with the most, I answered all of the above, was that correct?

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      1. Serhat Bakis‏ @IBM_TrueNorth Jun 19
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        @ft hdu0fetsuofstjgsouefdu

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 19
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        Onion Social gets the stink out of the way

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      1. YodaView‏ @raghuveer_r Jun 19
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        Are u seriously advertising your new social media platform or poking pun at self, hard to say🤓

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      1. winter raja‏ @winterraja1 Jun 19
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        Hey beby

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