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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 19

    Tucker Carlson Angrily Explains Difference Between Good Baby And Bad Baby https://trib.al/knrOMNj pic.twitter.com/tpRhWag6Ko

    12:55 PM - 19 Jun 2018
    • 1,870 Retweets
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    • Low-T Dad Spooky Zedd Goblynfoe Anne McCarthy Caleb Ecarma maworthi Marina Roboito The Inescapable Void
    Tucker Carlson
    109 replies 1,870 retweets 7,414 likes
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      2. Shane Powell‏ @YesThatShane Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        Learn to cry in English, babies!

        2 replies 5 retweets 201 likes
      3. Rafael‏ @w0dinga Jun 19
        Replying to @YesThatShane @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        pic.twitter.com/WqoSau1RSA

        1 reply 1 retweet 42 likes
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      2. edward‏ @fuzed Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        What would Jonathan Swift say about this

        2 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
      3. John Moffitt‏ @JohnRMoffitt Jun 20
        Replying to @fuzed @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        He might suggest that we should start eating all of the Republicans.

        0 replies 0 retweets 37 likes
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      1. dab meme 2017 🌹‏ @Zingo_Dingo Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        but what about boss baby?

        0 replies 1 retweet 24 likes
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      1. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        Baby with my last name? BAD baby.

        0 replies 0 retweets 49 likes
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      2. Champagne Socialist  🇯🇲 🌹 🥂‏ @Sajari_ Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        The Onion on Tucker:pic.twitter.com/fxFlYv8hIa

        2 replies 1 retweet 24 likes
      3. ActuallyDrewDemers‏ @actually_drew Jun 19
        Replying to @Sajari_ @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        Dm me this gif

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Champagne Socialist  🇯🇲 🌹 🥂‏ @Sajari_ Jun 20
        Replying to @actually_drew @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        Just type “Shaq dunk” into the gif finder

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Wayne A. Morris‏ @Lacus09 Jun 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        When he was at another network, I was always under the impression that he had always been a bit obnoxious & a bit of a spoilt brat. Any ability to think constructively/to allow any reasoning was fruitless, which indicated a closed mind towards any further developmental process.

        1 reply 2 retweets 7 likes
      3. Crazy Mary‏ @embeessem Jun 20
        Replying to @Lacus09 @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        You were correct.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Aaron Hurt‏ @Hurtski33 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        Headline should read: White Baby=Good Brown Baby=Bad

        1 reply 2 retweets 26 likes
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      2. Dave [H 😬DL] Matherly‏ @Dave_Matherly Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        when a person breaks the law, can they bring their kids to jail with them? wondering...

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Science FTW‏ @Science_FTW_ Jun 19
        Replying to @Dave_Matherly @TheOnion @TuckerCarlson

        A) Legally seeking asylum according to international treaty is not breaking the law. B) we don't jail kids. C) last time we set up concentration camps, we kept families together. D) Not even the Nazis separated kids from mothers.

        1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
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