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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 19

    Stephen Miller Furious At ProPublica For Only Releasing 7-Minute Recording Of Immigrant Children Sobbing https://trib.al/TULD33X pic.twitter.com/2c0aeDMim2

    11:28 AM - 19 Jun 2018
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    444 replies 3,904 retweets 12,295 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Grayam‏ @grayamw Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        No doubt he uses that recording to lull himself to sleep.

        6 replies 9 retweets 324 likes
      3. jacy‏ @jacyk2018 Jun 19
        Replying to @grayamw @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        If he had a transcript made the pages are undoubtedly stuck together.

        2 replies 4 retweets 80 likes
      4. LK‏ @MillerSucks Jun 19
        Replying to @jacyk2018 @grayamw and

        Gross, but true. I’m guessing he’s getting off on ALL of this.

        2 replies 1 retweet 44 likes
      5. Holly in SD‏ @MyOtterName Jun 19
        Replying to @MillerSucks @jacyk2018 and

        He's gotta use something. It's not like any girl wants to touch him with a ten foot pole.

        2 replies 3 retweets 35 likes
      6. Percy The Imp‏ @ImpPercyPtible Jun 19
        Replying to @MyOtterName @MillerSucks and

        They should reconsider. I'm not a girl but I would love to be locked in a room with just me, little Stephen, and a sturdy ten foot pole.pic.twitter.com/rcwSKXi1FA

        2 replies 5 retweets 56 likes
      7. LK‏ @MillerSucks Jun 19
        Replying to @ImpPercyPtible @MyOtterName and

        Cognitive Behavioral Therapy!

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Sleepy Gary‏ @aaronmiller43 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm 32 years old as well and what the hell happened to his hair?

        90 replies 5 retweets 299 likes
      3. drbc‏ @DBattistella Jun 19
        Replying to @aaronmiller43 @TheOnion

        You should see the portrait he's got hidden in his closet.

        13 replies 9 retweets 375 likes
      4. Wendell Sherk‏ @WendellSherk Jun 19
        Replying to @DBattistella @aaronmiller43 @TheOnion

        Let's hear it for Oscar Wilde shout-outs!pic.twitter.com/7ZM9fXsjlV

        1 reply 2 retweets 77 likes
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      2. After Hours Drunk Fed‏ @DrunkFed Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s his ring tone. He’s not mad. He wants it shared.pic.twitter.com/b8YyeEhKIH

        9 replies 27 retweets 133 likes
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      1. Diana Dee‏ @DianaDee16 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stephen Miller when he hears the recording. He probably has it on a loop & as his ringtone.pic.twitter.com/hRvc1Lj3rR

        0 replies 16 retweets 92 likes
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      2. Dave Ross‏ @thedaveross Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey! What happened? When did The Onion decide to drop its satire format? #ColorMeSad

        3 replies 1 retweet 137 likes
      3. yawn legend‏ @lookaLeick Jun 19
        Replying to @thedaveross @TheOnion

        The "only" is what makes it satire

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
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      2. Ø‏ @rebeccajmead Jun 19
        Replying to @JinxieBinxie @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        Well that’s a scary resemblance!

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
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