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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 19

    Cops Bust Filthy, Unshaven Mark Zuckerberg For Selling Personal Data On Street Corner https://trib.al/ouLZCnv pic.twitter.com/pVetmpIipQ

    10:30 AM - 19 Jun 2018
    • 1,121 Retweets
    • 6,157 Likes
    • CSI_Leasing France Dicas do Estalinho Zack Daniels manic-nomadic Noah Barsoum Greg Amey Kavanaugh’s Revenge🇺🇸 Kia Zafar Yordan Janssen
    56 replies 1,121 retweets 6,157 likes
      1. Royston Pemberley‏ @iveruinedit Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey kids. Wanna buy some personal data? All the cool kids are doing it.

        0 replies 1 retweet 46 likes
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      1. Stephen McAlpin‏ @StephenMcAlpin Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's the most lifelike and realistic he's looked in years

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      1. O-scare-on  ☕  🧐‏ @oscaron Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Separated at birth?pic.twitter.com/wwE56jr5Wz

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      1. d Krieger‏ @dskriege1 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Zuck can grow a beard now?

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      1. Jack Green‏ @Jack_of_theDead Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The most unbelievable part of this is the idea that Zuckerberg is capable of growing a beard.

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      1. mumbogumshoe‏ @mumbogumshoe Jun 19
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        Surprising how much better he looks as a homeless person...

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      2. Shelby Lynn Huskey‏ @hooper_hiker3 Jun 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @colbypbailey

        I love that you retweet the onion

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Colby Bailey‏ @colbypbailey Jul 1
        Replying to @hooper_hiker3 @TheOnion

        Of course I retweet the onion. All other news seems way too unrealistic

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2.  🏳️‍🌈Knives Chau: Queen Of Limbo 🏳️‍🌈‏ @radryusantiago Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what else is new?

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. unrepresented voter‏ @prfsnlgk Jun 19
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        unrepresented voter Retweeted The Onion

        I knew it had to be @TheOnion. Zuckerberg can’t grow a beard.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1009126205721849856 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Cops Bust Filthy, Unshaven Mark Zuckerberg For Selling Personal Data On Street Corner https://trib.al/ouLZCnv  pic.twitter.com/pVetmpIipQ
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      1. Will Hayford‏ @HayfordWill Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @redsteeze

        @CarlosGimenez_ hahaha

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      1. Matthew Coussell‏ @MatthewCoussell Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Hey, spare some change? I'll help you swing an election, you can get a Nazi elected as president for all I care, I just want as much money as possible. And it has to be cash, I don't like paying tax on anything"

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      1. the empathic narcissist.‏ @SeauxAppalled Jun 19
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        SLANGIN' THAT DATA!

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      1. TheCryptoSheep  ⚡‏ @TheCryptoSheep Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @RichardHeartWin

        thanks to @pikciochainpkc , you can control that data now

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      1. Bliss Foster‏ @BlissFoster Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @defrost94

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      1. Dr Doom‏ @rootbeerjunkie Jun 19
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        @chronotrigger23

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      1. Yoni Weiss‏ @yonimweiss Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        your graphics department always knocks it out of the park. well done.

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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        EXPOSE THE ZUCC

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      1. PATRICIA HEATER‏ @SCTSDPH Jun 27
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        😂😂😂

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