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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 19

    Archaeologists Discover Fully Intact 17th-Century Belief System In Ohio Congressman https://trib.al/ATQkdZw pic.twitter.com/tAOKvKu0tk

    5:47 AM - 19 Jun 2018
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      1.  ❄️ Alt-Right Jesus  🌊‏ @realrightjesus Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He prayed to me last night and even my head want to explode.

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      2. Jumbo Krill‏ @JumboKrill Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jim is a patriot respected by people who matter

        5 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Lajka in Orbit‏ @lajkainorbit Jun 19
        Replying to @JumboKrill @TheOnion

        You should start a Go Fund Me campaign to buy him a sports coat.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Jumbo Krill‏ @JumboKrill Jun 19
        Replying to @lajkainorbit @TheOnion

        Future speaker of the house will be just fine...go back to playing with your crayons jr.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Mary‏ @_marymason Jun 19
        Replying to @JumboKrill @lajkainorbit @TheOnion

        Jim Jordan belongs in prison, as does most Ohio GOP. Federal law prohibits accepting foreign contributions. Weird that the opioid crisis increased as contributions from big pharma to Ohio GOP increased.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        His mind is a time capsule. Ever unchanging through the ages of scientific progress.

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      1. Yo! Wut?‏ @deis1up Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The religious are so delusional, they will believe this article as truth and prophecy

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      1. Mike Steiner‏ @DrMikeSteiner Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope they leave it in situ...

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      1. Varmint_Cong‏ @Tommy3Tones Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember when the Onion was comedy, not fact...

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      1.  🇺🇸 RyeGuy #WWG1WGA‏ @captainrye21 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @beedabee8

        BREAKING: Americans waking rapidly to the fact that The Onion is an active arm of the Sorros-funded Democratic MSM false narrative assault on all patriots who stand against tyranny, corruption and the globalist agenda.

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      1. Sorcerer Deluxe‏ @SorcererDeluxe Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is a very wide-ranging phenomenon with deep significance for the field. It’s amazing that such earth-shattering discoveries are still being made.

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      1. Tracy‏ @Daniels4197 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @Tallulahs_Ghost

        @Jim_Jordan is a useless freak. And not the good freaky 🙂pic.twitter.com/cQtOQZS2D8

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      1. Boby Carignan‏ @BobyCarignan Jun 19
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        I hate this guy and I’m not even american

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      1. Empress of Universe‏ @Kthhigley1 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @viewfrommyoffic

        HOOT! But the sad, annoying, frustrating, pissy fact remains people in his neck of the woods voted for him because they SHARE this antiquated, nasty point of view of his! People who actually believe they're good, law abiding, god fearing people. Scary AF!

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      1. Fly Left‏ @ree13182 Jun 19
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        He’s a monster

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      1. DuggieFrezh‏ @DuggieFrezh Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i love the onion hahahaha!!!

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      1. Ex123‏ @ExRte123 Jun 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It has to be The Onion when Little Jimmy Jordan is wearing a suit jacket.

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